[Elmer G. White]

Re: Finally a rational place!

Mr McGowan, I'm just as confused as everyone else. Since even the male members are confused, this makes me feel justified. So I put your name into the Google and came up with books about the devil. Are you a devil worshipper in disguise?

Sister, you may be unto something. Who is this person? Paulson? McGowan? McGonagall? I prayed on this and JESUS adviced me to search for potential Secret Messages. Thus, I examined the username Robert Paulson in an anagrammatical fashion. If we re-arrange the letters of 'Robert Paulson' we get 'bare porn lotus'! This can mean something?

Psalms 10:8
He sitteth in the lurking places of the villages: in the secret places doth he murder the innocent: his eyes are privily set against the poor.

At least our pious Brothers and Sisters deserve an explanation.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Finally a rational place!

A search for David McGowan came up with this for me:

Oh, my Sister! That is a truly sorrowful sight! I'll pray that this man get's his life on the straight and narrow path to the Lord and repents of his horrid, vile ways!

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Finally a rational place!

A mystery for some, but not for the illustrious DOF. Whether you are in Burkina Faso or on Saturn, Jesus Himself has blessed Landover with fine men capable of uncovering any foul spirit or potential miscreant that tries to bend closer to this church. Praise Him!

I assure you all male members will rise up and take action. Oh, to be part of that throng!

COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Finally a rational place!

Oh, my Sister! That is a truly sorrowful sight! I'll pray that this man get's his life on the straight and narrow path to the Lord and repents of his horrid, vile ways!

Adorable Elizabeth, no doubt in my mind that your prayers have a straight pipeline to the Throne of Grace. God has blessed you with a kind heart, an attractive face, and a burden for lost souls. Glory!