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  • Didymus Much
    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
    • Jun 2010
    • 14079

    #16
    Re: Hello fellow brothers.

    Originally posted by mr nice guy View Post
    Which bible would you all recommend?
    Maybe there's a clue in this thread: Seven Easy Ways To Tell The True Bible From the False Ones

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    • BrotherLarry
      Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2014
      • 2255

      #17
      Re: Hello fellow brothers.

      Mr. Nice Guy,

      I am skeptical of your devotion to our LORD, mostly because of your economy with words in response to the questions posed by caring, concerned and Bible believing Christians. Are you one of the retarded? God may have cursed you because of your indecisiveness (Revelation 3:16) but there is hope for all that turn their lives completely over to JESUS (1 John 1:9). Many retardeds have come through this forum and, upon surrender to the King of Kings, found their minds transformed through His Grace and Power (Romans 12:2).

      The LORD spake to me and told me to advise you to rid yourself of all devotion to the devil, including that ouija board and fantasies about Scarlett Johansson. Praise His Name!

      COME, Lord Jesus!
      BrotherLarry
      Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
      “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

      Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
      Amen and Amen

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      • Ex-soccer player
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2012
        • 285

        #18
        Re: Hello fellow brothers.

        Originally posted by mr nice guy View Post
        Which bible would you all recommend?
        Welcome! The King James 1611 Bible contains the True and unaltered Word of God so we all recommend this version. Why choose 99% Jesus if the 100 percent version is available for everyone?
        Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51

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        • mr nice guy
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2014
          • 13

          #19
          Re: Hello fellow brothers.

          I have read it twice back to front all ready. when will I be able to join all you wonderful people?

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          • Russell Holbeck
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2012
            • 735

            #20
            Re: Hello fellow brothers.

            Originally posted by mr nice guy View Post
            I have read it twice back to front all ready. when will I be able to join all you wonderful people?
            Hello mr nice guy.

            Why did you read it back to front you should read it front to back although reading it your way all of the people who died in the Flood are alive again I always felt sorry for them even if they deserved it.

            Thank you.

            Rusty
            Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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