I came as the new sheep in the flock
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Re: Hello fellow brothers.
Well hello Mr. Sheep. While it is quite presumptuous to consider you a brother, nevertheless I will extend a welcome to you. A true brother in Christ would no doubt seek to pay the same respect to the very Ambassadors of Christ (2 Corinthians 5:20) that he would to Christ Jesus Himself. This respect would no doubt include reading and following such directions as are offered at the very top of your screen. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible vers is and how you came to find Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Re: Hello fellow brothers.
I attend st Johnston's church in Cumbria and my favourite bible verse is 2 peter 1:20 and I found Jesus in my dreams
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Re: Hello fellow brothers.
Be careful, Sister - he sounds like a Catholic!Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View PostDo you really? Where is that exactly? Not Cumbria, I know where Cumbria is. I am asking about the location of "St Johnston's church".
To avoid spread of the disease, we should keep him quarantined and under observation for 21 days!
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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Re: Hello fellow brothers.
Have you ever heard of a "saint" called Johnston, Sister? I know the catholics saintify all sorts of strange people, but that one's new to me.Originally posted by Basilissa View PostBe careful, Sister - he sounds like a Catholic!
To avoid spread of the disease, we should keep him quarantined and under observation for 21 days!Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: Hello fellow brothers.
They have saints who fight dragons.Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View PostHave you ever heard of a "saint" called Johnston, Sister? I know the catholics saintify all sorts of strange people, but that one's new to me.
Nothing will surprisme me in regards to Catholics!
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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There is a St John the Baptist church, and a St John the Evangelist church in Carlisle. May I recommend that you change churches and attend the Lighthouse Baptist Church or the Carlisle Baptist Church? Although the latter does seem a little strange as it has a link on its website suggesting that it believes in ghosts (other than the Holy Ghost) - http://www.cumbriacrack.com/2014/10/...lisle-station/sigpic
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Re: Hello fellow brothers.
So, sir, what Bible do you read, for if it is anything but the KJV 1611 Bible, it is a false, heretic Bible that does not deserve the title! Please understand that I am not trying to harm you, rather help show you the way to Salvation! "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:" 2 Timothy 3:16"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Hello fellow brothers.
Oh, my poor dear!Originally posted by mr nice guy View PostI read the revised standard version (RST) everyday.
I will pray to the
, to take away that delusion He sent you (2 Thessalonians 2:11-12), and to allow you to see the Truth®.
God created fossils to test our faith.
* * *
My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
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