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  • #16
    Re: Hello There

    Originally posted by Alicia May View Post
    Im afraid there arent many good churches near by so currently i sadly dont go to one. I found Jesus through scripture lessons at school. My favorite Bible verse would probably be: Psalms 23:4
    "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."
    Nonsense. Austria has many fine churches. Instead of finding excuses not to worship the , you should stop playing video games and walk the streets until you see a Bible believing congregation that will teach you more about the ways of our precious Savior.
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • #17
      Re: Hello There

      Originally posted by BrotherLarry View Post
      Nonsense. Austria has many fine churches. Instead of finding excuses not to worship the , you should stop playing video games and walk the streets until you see a Bible believing congregation that will teach you more about the ways of our precious Savior.
      Good message! I agree, there is utterly no reason she cannot find a good Baptist church! If you look hard enough and pray, one will surely be shown to you by the Lord. Brother Larry, us Christian ladies do not play video games; they are just so unfeminine! We are women, and do not act like men, for we are too feeble to take on the kind of responsibility the Lord has given you godly men! However, she may be doing equally foolish things -- picking flowers, playing with dolls, ect.
      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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      • #18
        Re: Hello There

        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
        I notice Pastor Zeke hasn't appeared in this thread yet.

        Maybe if you change your name to "Alicia Will"...
        How about if I push you down a flight of stairs and then jump up and down on your rib cage?

        Or you could apologize to Pastor Zeke and not have to find out how serious I am.
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