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  • #1

    Hello There

    I am Alicia May and I have been reading posts here for a while, and have decide to create an account so I may contribute and give my opinions etc.
    I sadly live in Australia and although It is my place of birth(so I love it)there is much wrong.
    For starters Australia is 'multicultural' meaning they accept all cultures, including heaten, sinful, non Lord worshipping cultures. Most of Australia will likely burn in hell when they die.
    I am true to The Lord and have an older sister who is very persistent on turning me, but I will not sway. I have tried to make her see the light of God, but it seems she will forever see the red of hell. However I will continue to help her.
    Me and my sister are currently living in a rented house together.
    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3
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  • #2
    Re: Hello There

    Welcome Alicia, You seem like a nice young lady. How old are you?
    Which church do you attend, and what's your favourite verse from the Bible?
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    • #3
      Re: Hello There

      Hello Alicia, I'm a bit confused about your plan to offer your opinions on things. We're here to praise Jesus, not gab like ladies at a hair salon.
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      • #4
        Re: Hello There

        She can give her opinions on recipes and flower arranging and sewing burlap dresses, surely?
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        • #5
          Re: Hello There

          Originally posted by Alicia May View Post
          I am Alicia May and I have been reading posts here for a while, and have decide to create an account so I may contribute and give my opinions etc.
          Why should we care about your female unsaved opinions?
          Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

          1 Corinthians 14:34-35
          34Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. 35And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

          I'm assuming that your husband doesn't know you are here shaming him by running off at the mouth to your betters.
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          Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

          John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

          Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
          The truth about volcanos
          Sex and debauchery in public schools
          Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
          God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
          Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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          • #6
            Re: Hello There

            Originally posted by Alicia May View Post
            Me and my sister are currently living in a rented house together.
            Welcome to the forum Miss May. If you are interested in sewing or spinning I have some patterns I'd be happy to share. But since your sister seems to be a heathen, why are you living with her?
            II JOHN
            5-10a             And now I beseech thee, lady, not as though I wrote a new commandment unto thee, but that which we had from the beginning, that we love one another. And this is love, that we walk after his commandments. This is the commandment, That, as ye have heard from the beginning, ye should walk in it. For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist. Look to yourselves, that we lose not those things which we have wrought, but that we receive a full reward. Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house
            KJV .. look up

            Australians generally speaking worship nothing, rather few attend Church and the result is pretty much as one might expect. Would anyone really be surprised if the government announced that from tomorrow everyone should venerate 10 million "nature spirits" daubed with mud, eating toadstools and talking gibberish?

            The epistles of John are very encouraging for me. Do you have a favourite book? Judges is also a particular blessing. And Joshua. And Acts. The Bible is such a great book it mystifies me why there are still attempts going on to write an alternative. Here's another passage from John:
            III JOHN
            11             Beloved, follow not that which is evil, but that which is good. He that doeth good is of God: but he that doeth evil hath not seen God.
            KJV .. look up

            Thank you for taking the time to post an introduction, so many wretches just turn up here spouting garbage; they probably can't read and just rely on text-to-voice software but skip over anything tricky such as requests to do things like write a short introduction. Just start ranting, the app. turns it into text and they don't know what a spell-checker is. But I suppose if they can't write much they don't know what spelling is, either.

            Joshua . . Judges . . Acts

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            • #7
              Re: Hello There

              Thank you, Sister Mitza, for your timely guidance in the proper things Christian ladies should be discussing.
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • #8
                Re: Hello There

                Originally posted by Alicia May View Post
                I am Alicia May and I have been reading posts here for a while, and have decide to create an account so I may contribute and give my opinions etc.
                I sadly live in Australia and although It is my place of birth(so I love it)there is much wrong.
                For starters Australia is 'multicultural' meaning they accept all cultures, including heaten, sinful, non Lord worshipping cultures. Most of Australia will likely burn in hell when they die.
                I am true to The Lord and have an older sister who is very persistent on turning me, but I will not sway. I have tried to make her see the light of God, but it seems she will forever see the red of hell. However I will continue to help her.
                Me and my sister are currently living in a rented house together.



                Welcome then, Alicia.

                It is a sad fact that Australia is poorly situated, lying close to the Chinamen of Asia, as it does. God has been wroth with the Chinamen for some time, sending the occasional typhoon, great waves, bird flu, volcanos and Douglas MacArthur to smite and destroy them. Occasionally, these cures are laid on rather heavily and the citizens of Australia suffer His wrath right along with the Chinamen.

                Also, you are correct that most Australians are godless atheists and they will go to Hell. Many Australians have become quite well known for their wicked behavior. Ned Kelly is infamous throughout the world and Adolph Hitler comes from your country. You are fortunate indeed to have found Jesus in that awful place.

                So then, now that you are here. Tell us of your times in Australia. Where did you find Jesus? What is your congregation? Are there enough Christians in your country to make up a decent congregation? There is much we would like to know.

                God Bless!
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • #9
                  Re: Hello There

                  Hello Alicia May, and welcome to our forums! I'm a little concerned, however, as it's been nearly 12 hours since your first (and only) post, and you'd mentioned how excited you were to contribute to our community in the praising and glorifying of our Lord and Redeemer, Christ Jesus. I wonder if some terrible Austrian danger has fallen upon you. Did your community become overrun with Muslims or Jews or even worse, fart-sniffing liberals? Have you been trapped in your home, or outside of it, unable to solicit God's favorite people for prayers of safe harbor? I'm quite worried about you, dear. Please do send whatever kind of hint you can to let us know the status of your safety and spiritual security.
                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Hello There

                    Dear Alicia May,

                    It is always a concern when the Austrians come and then go so quickly, like Glinda in the Wizard of Oz (an evil movie that should be banned). I pray that God's mighty Hand of protection reaches out to you even now, keeping you safe from the liberal, satanic influences that pervade your land.

                    I think our Brother Farmer might be a little sweet on you, sister. He is quick to defend your right to speak - something that usually indicates interest in the weaker, less intelligent gender.

                    COME, Lord Jesus!
                    BrotherLarry
                    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
                    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

                    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
                    Amen and Amen

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                    • #11
                      Re: Hello There

                      Hi Alicia,

                      It's wonderful to see another woman on the forums. Welcome! I hope you learn to fully love the Lord and obey his commands (see my signature)! What church do you attend, and what is your favorite Bible verse? Which Bible do you use? Know I am not trying to attack you, but ensure you get to heaven. I also share in Mrs. Etheldreda's concern; I hope you are well. You are in my prayers.

                      Yours in Christ,
                      Elizabeth
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • #12
                        Re: Hello There

                        Originally posted by Alicia May View Post
                        I am Alicia May...
                        I notice Pastor Zeke hasn't appeared in this thread yet.

                        Maybe if you change your name to "Alicia Will"...

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                        • #13
                          Re: Hello There

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          I notice Pastor Zeke hasn't appeared in this thread yet.

                          Maybe if you change your name to "Alicia Will"...
                          Alicia, dear, ignore him. He is unsaved scum and will burn in Hell. Focus on your womanly duties as much as your womanly brain will allow (I know it's not much, I'm a woman too.) YiC, Elizabeth
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • #14
                            Re: Hello There

                            I am terribly sorry for not replying, i have been quite busy!
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                            • #15
                              Re: Hello There

                              Im afraid there arent many good churches near by so currently i sadly dont go to one. I found Jesus through scripture lessons at school. My favorite Bible verse would probably be: Psalms 23:4
                              "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me."
                              A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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