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  • WashedWithHisBlood
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2012
    • 177

    #1

    I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

    Why would you treat me like crap when I love Jesus?
    Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

    Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
    Why would you treat me like crap when I love Jesus?
    Why do you ask questions you already know the answers to?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Zechariah Smyth
      Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
      True Christian™
      • Feb 2011
      • 15251

      #3
      Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

      Because you're whining?

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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

        Hold on, my brother in Christ, you're celebrating over one year of belonging to this fine forum, and you're not filled with gratitude?

        You're going to have to explain this to me, because, quite frankly, I'm mystified.
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        • WashedWithHisBlood
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          • Dec 2012
          • 177

          #5
          Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
          Hold on, my brother in Christ, you're celebrating over one year of belonging to this fine forum, and you're not filled with gratitude?

          You're going to have to explain this to me, because, quite frankly, I'm mystified.
          Don't get me wrong I don't want to be banned like the rest, but everytime I get to say anything some one will give me an infraction.

          This feels like what my filthy step parents used to do to me after they had done their business with my behind as a kid.
          Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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          • WashedWithHisBlood
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2012
            • 177

            #6
            Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Why do you ask questions you already know the answers to?

            I am not a piece of crap, thank you very much. If I am I would've been a jail bird just like my cousin. I work hard everyday in a near by factory, and put my offerings to the Lord on Sunday.
            Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050

              #7
              Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

              Well what, specifically, are people around here doing that's making you feel as if you're being treated like crap?

              Surely you're not referring to the infractions you've received? Our pastors do not give infractions lightly, and they only give them when they are needed.

              For a preacher of God's holy word to refrain from correcting you when you were in need of correction would be a worse betrayal than having your parents bugger your behind.

              Think about it-- God never cast anybody into Hell for getting their behind non-consensually buggered, but He sure does send people to the lake of fire when they fail to follow His laws.

              It is the job of our pastors to prevent such a fate from befalling you.

              The day they stop issuing infractions is the day you'll know they've given up on your aeternal soul.
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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #8
                Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
                Why would you treat me like crap when I love Jesus?
                Looks like you have been here for nearly two years, Sport. Maybe if you thought more about posting quality posts praising Jesus via His Holy gift to us (The Bible(KJV1611) and less about the entitilement you think you deserve you may garner more positive recognition.

                YIC
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                  Entitlement is the operative word, Dr. Niles. This poor fellow has surely been exposed to a ton of Democrat dogma. It wouldn't surprise me if he's on food stamps or using affirmative action to get better grades than he deserves at whatever high school he attends.
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                  • WashedWithHisBlood
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2012
                    • 177

                    #10
                    Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Entitlement is the operative word, Dr. Niles. This poor fellow has surely been exposed to a ton of Democrat dogma. It wouldn't surprise me if he's on food stamps or using affirmative action to get better grades than he deserves at whatever high school he attends.
                    I've never attended highschool nor have I ever voted for any parties my friend. The only thing that I've attended all my life is Jesus.

                    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                    Entitlement is the operative word, Dr. Niles. This poor fellow has surely been exposed to a ton of Democrat dogma. It wouldn't surprise me if he's on food stamps or using affirmative action to get better grades than he deserves at whatever high school he attends.
                    And to be frank, yes I was on food stamps for over a year, since there was a time in my life when I could not afford to feed my self. But albeit having to go through all that, I still kept my faith in Christ.
                    Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                    • WashedWithHisBlood
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2012
                      • 177

                      #11
                      Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                      Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                      Looks like you have been here for nearly two years, Sport. Maybe if you thought more about posting quality posts praising Jesus via His Holy gift to us (The Bible(KJV1611) and less about the entitilement you think you deserve you may garner more positive recognition.

                      YIC
                      I'll try my best Dr Niles- but- I feel a tad scared to post things in this forum most of the time cause the infringement here is just too strict.
                      Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251

                        #12
                        Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                        Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
                        I'll try my best Dr Niles- but- I feel a tad scared to post things in this forum most of the time cause the infringement here is just too strict.
                        The rules here are quite simple...scores of people navigate these pages daily with no problem.

                        Now might be a good time to refamiliarize yourself with the rules before your posting privileges are restricted or rescinded altogether.

                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                        • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
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                          • Jun 2014
                          • 1330

                          #13
                          Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                          Well, infractions are not given lightly at all. I was a stupid female (like I am often), was reprimanded and admonished on these forums (they are only trying to help lead you to Salvation, duh!), and lose points. What you said must have been really bad and rude to the True Christians, TC Pastors, ect. to earn an infraction. Shame on you! You should pray on 1 Corinthians 13:11, "When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."
                          "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                          • Witch Hammer
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1717

                            #14
                            Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                            Originally posted by WashedWithHisBlood View Post
                            I'll try my best Dr Niles- but- I feel a tad scared to post things in this forum most of the time cause the infringement here is just too strict.
                            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back...
                            Proverbs 26:3

                            Now, this is an internet forum, son. If it were possible, I am sure the Godly pastors here wouldn't balk at laying into you with a stout hickory cane to help remedy your thickwittedness, but they can only work with the tools God has put before them in this circumstance. Chin up, boy! Take your chastisement like a main, it will help build Christian character and save your soul from peril. Right now it looks like you're on the fast track to being demoted back to unsaved trash, my advice is that you suck it up before you piss Jesus off good this time!

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                            • WashedWithHisBlood
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2012
                              • 177

                              #15
                              Re: I just realize that I've been a forum member for more than a year

                              Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                              The rules here are quite simple...scores of people navigate these pages daily with no problem.

                              Now might be a good time to refamiliarize yourself with the rules before your posting privileges are restricted or rescinded altogether.

                              Yours in Christ,

                              Z. Smyth
                              It isn't that easy for me sir, cause first of all I do not have a tertiary degree, and I do not have the aestheic sense of writing like how most of the members here. But in saying that I'd like to learn so that I might be able to praise the lord with all my might, is there any type of self learning book or novels beside the bible that you can recommend me to read or something?
                              Job 38:11 And said, Hitherto shalt thou come, but no further: and here shall thy proud waves be stayed.

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