[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: How atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Oh so sorry. Me little china man mistaken bible with Mayan prophecy. Lemme continue being lowered down rope and pulled up too slow. Someone has to light that dynamite to build your railroads.

Wait a minute, you're a chink?

I thought that was you squinting at the camera...

Security?

YBIC

[Shimei]

Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Where does it say that in the Holy Bible, Hop-Sing?

Oh so sorry. Me little china man mistaken bible with Mayan prophecy. Lemme continue being lowered down rope and pulled up too slow. Someone has to light that dynamite to build your railroads.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Yes, turkeys evolved into a giant bodied little head meal.

Where does it say that in the Holy Bible, Hop-Sing?

[Shimei]

Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Since turkeys were created along with the rest of the universe, they must have been eaten at Thanksgiving 6,000 years ago. I would have to guess Jesus ate turkey at a Thanksgiving table.

Yes, turkeys evolved into a giant bodied little head meal.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: How God-hating God-hating God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Since turkeys were created along with the rest of the universe, they must have been eaten at Thanksgiving 6,000 years ago. I would have to guess Jesus ate turkey at a Thanksgiving table.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How God-hating atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Anyone who doesn't eat turkey for Thanksgiving today is an atheist faggot!

[SUV]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Tisquantum. Roanoke. Croatan. RA11/RA12

"He is blind who cannot see"

[James Hutchins]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Im going to laugh when i am known around the country for my skills and you guys just shoot each other with your shot guns. SUV your a whore now shush, this is a mans conversation. and no bush should not have invaded iraq. Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.

Son, the only place you are going to cook is at www.hamburgcounseling.org

The camel jockeys invaded Iraq after they stole it from Esso. GWB was only trying to regain what was rightfully a outlying possession of the USA.

[Redeemed Papist]

Im going to laugh when i am known around the country for my skills and you guys just shoot each other with your shot guns. SUV your a whore now shush, this is a mans conversation. and no bush should not have invaded iraq. Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.

Going for the Guinness World Record burger flipping title?

You're an ill-informed teenage brat who resorts to calling goodly women whores when even they run rings round your so-called reason.

You can't keep a consistent statement of your own beliefs for more than two minutes yet have the arrogance to denigrate the beliefs of others that are actually based on the real word of God rather than some nonsense made up inside your head.

Grow up, SON, and get some idea of how to string together two sentences that don't make you look like a clown. Oh and when you finally realise why we love the Bible in the way we do you are going to feel really silly.
Posted via Mobile Device

[SUV]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Sister SUV, you are a wonderful Christian woman and a great American, someone I look up to and respect deeply, so please take this advice in the charitable spirit in which it is offered. I think it's important that we True Christians™ show due respect for those from lesser countries and Satanic religions, so I think it would, in general, be best to capitalize the "P" in "Polack" and the "C" in "Catlick."

'
But he just called me a ho!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

that is the reason why we went there. he supposedly had them but wouldnt let UN inspectors look. the military should not have been playing world police.

And we found out a decade ago that he didn't have them. But you were too busy pooping in your diapers to watch the news then.

Iraq never had a nuclear weapons program, and the US certainly never sold or gave them nuclear weapons technology.

and no bush should not have invaded iraq.

So even though you believe that Saddam Hussein, an enemy of the US, had nuclear weapons that he was preparing to use against us, or at the very least against his own people (the Kurds, look them up), you think it was WRONG to invade?

Even one of your atheist heros, Christopher Hitchens, thought Bush was right to invade Iraq.

Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.

How about I call you 'whiny little UNSAVED UNWELCOME bitch' instead?

[HemlockHomo]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

Im going to laugh when i am known around the country for my skills and you guys just shoot each other with your shot guns. SUV your a whore now shush, this is a mans conversation. and no bush should not have invaded iraq. Im sick of al of you calling me son. it really insults me.

[WWJDnow]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

"Broski" - Oh.my.GOD, he's a polack. You know what that means: catlick.

Sister SUV, you are a wonderful Christian woman and a great American, someone I look up to and respect deeply, so please take this advice in the charitable spirit in which it is offered. I think it's important that we True Christians(TM) show due respect for those from lesser countries and Satanic religions, so I think it would, in general, be best to capitalize the "P" in "Polack" and the "C" in "Catlick."

[SUV]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

"Broski" - Oh.my.GOD, he's a polack. You know what that means: catlick.

McDonald's, eh? Now we know what's in that "Special Sauce": hemlock

[FaithInMySoul]

Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

By the time i was 18 i was cooking at a restaurant and a country club. I am going to school on a full scholarship for my culinary skills. Mcdonalds? No i wont be joining you guys there.

Country club. Ha. Is that where the homosexuals hold their orgies? Talk to me when you get a real degree son. May Jesus show you the way.

- John