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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

    THIS recent article in the joo-run ultra liberal Washington Post astonished me with it's blatant mockery. What could an atheist have to thank God for? And why would ANYONE willingly sit down to a Thanksgiving meal with a godmocker, on one of His special days?

    An atheist at the Thanksgiving table

    What do you do when you’re an atheist and your family is going around the table before Thanksgiving dinner, praising the gods, people and things they are grateful for? Do you stay silent? Do you pretend to thank god? Do you thank yourself?

    Of course not. Atheists have plenty to be thankful for -- without the need to include anything supernatural or non-existent on our lists.

    Our families. Our children. Our health. Our friends. Our careers. Our communities.

    The people who enrich our lives, who challenge us, and who support us no matter what we do or believe.

    We’re thankful we’re alive when the odds against us even being born are overwhelming.

    But maybe you want some specifics.

    Last week, I attended Skepticon, one of the largest conferences in the nation for non-religious people. One attendee asked fellow conference-goers what they were thankful for and put the responses together in a video. As you watch it, note how there’s no shortage of people to thank -- even when god’s not in the picture:

    My favorite response comes from the attendee who states that he’s thankful for losing his job this past week... because it allows him to pursue other projects he had been putting on the backburner for some time. Even when times are tough, it’s possible to find a silver lining.

    To be sure, Christians could say pretty much all of the same things we said -- and many do. They just bring god to the front of the list. In fact, around this time of year, it’s easy for people to think god is the only possible answer to the “What are you thankful for?” question. When you talk to an atheist, though, you realize that there are many other ways to answer that question and they are all equally, and I would argue more, valid.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #2
    Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

    I thank God every day that there's not a single atheist in MY family!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #3
      Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

      I swear atheists are retardeds. Who are they thanking? Themselves? What a surprise that they'd turn a day of celebrating God and family into something that's just about them (since that's all they CAN care about). Or are they thanking fate? They don't believe in the supernatural so how can they believe in fate? Or are they thanking blind chance? That's completely retarded.

      If there is anything to be thankful for, God did it. It clearly says so in the KJV.

      James 1:17
      Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning.


      Nuff said.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #4
        Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

        Against my better judgment, I went to the Google to see what sort of perversity they would have displayed on this wonderful day of eating and football. Even though I had steeled myself, I wasn't quite ready for this:

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        Lovely: a turkey covered with dildos.



        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

          Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
          I swear atheists are retardeds. Who are they thanking? Themselves? What a surprise that they'd turn a day of celebrating God and family into something that's just about them (since that's all they CAN care about). Or are they thanking fate? They don't believe in the supernatural so how can they believe in fate? Or are they thanking blind chance? That's completely retarded.
          I think the atheists are thanking their ithyphallic divinities Dionysus and Bacchus. Atheists are well known pagan idolaters, showing a marked preference for gods who endorse drunkenness and anal rape.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • KateSanders
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2011
            • 77

            #6
            Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

            Atheists are ruining a lot more then just Thanksgiving!

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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

              And how about that silly little athian transvestite joo neegro injun homer! SQUANTO, ruining Decent folks' Thanksgivings ever since 1621!


              Disgusting Probably Hogging up on all that Good Gravy, too

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12879

                #8
                Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                I suppose Thanksgiving Day is like any other to an atheist, there is a cloud over his head.

                I pray there will never be an atheist at the table where I pray my Thanksgiving prayer.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • A Follower
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 872

                  #9
                  Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                  As usual Obama didn't even mention God in his Thanksgiving address. It seems after Christmas and Easter it is now Thanksgiving's turn to be secularized by the atheist movement in the US. Pathetic when I'm sure even the most America-hating liberal will have been taught in public school that on Thanksgiving we thank God for our easy victories over the heathens occupying our land, we thank God for the runaway slave knowing his duty by farming for his rightful masters, we thank God for providing us with plentiful food.
                  Leviticus 26:15-16
                  And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                    Can atheists even feel gratitude? I'd have thought that atheists would react to a festival based around humility and gratitude the same way Jews would react to a festival of charity and generosity, or Muslims would feel about a festival of bathing.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • VictoryOS
                      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                       
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 5388

                      #11
                      Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                      You know who else ruins Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
                      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                      in 2016

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                      • SUV
                        True Christian™ Princess
                        The Driving Force behind RA12
                        Have at it, anytime!
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 11027

                        #12
                        Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                        Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                        You know who else ruins Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
                        Even if they used their broccoli spears for bookmarks for their KJV 1611s they would still be disgusting

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #13
                          Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          Even if they used their broccoli spears for bookmarks for their KJV 1611s they would still be disgusting
                          I don't even want to think about it.

                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 78556

                            #14
                            Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                            Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                            You know who else ruins Thanksgiving? Vegetarians.
                            Amen sister. They spit in Christ's loving face every time they serve "tofurkey."
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #15
                              Re: How Atheists Ruin Thanksgiving

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              They spit in Christ's loving face every time they serve "tofurkey."
                              I think this word itself (sounds like a cuss word) is yet another way they lift their legs to pee all over His poor Robe

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