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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?
I certainly hope so!
I certainly hope so!
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?
Oh Dear, Sweet, Holy, Loving, Immaculate, Kind, Gracious, Beautiful Savior:
It would be such a pleasure to greet you on Your Day! Won't you once again grace this forum with a visit? Not only do I promise my eternal devotion, but I ordered a new pair of sandals for Your Feet, Lord!
Surely I am the purest, most sinless among the women of Landover. I promise You plenty of pie. I'll even introduce You to Kirk Cameron - if You don't tell anyone he's at my home.
Lovingly, on my knees with head bowed,
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?
I am.
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?
Jesus never even comes to his birthday party what a *** potty language *** honestly, I mean we make all this stuff for him and he just sits his *** potty language *** on heaven and refuse to come down...This space is reserved for KJV only --- Admin.Comment
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?
(Colossians 4:6) "Let your speech be alway with grace, seasoned with salt, that ye may know how ye ought to answer every man."Originally posted by Bobsaget View PostsigpicComment
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Re: Do you think Jesus will make a birthday appearance?
Originally posted by Bobsaget View Post
You're confused, dear. Just because He doesn't come to the party you throw, doesn't mean He is unwilling or unable to contribute to the operations of the world He once lovingly put into place (Genesis 1:1-31). He personally responds to those He loves on His favorite forum on his Birthday, and we know He's busy the rest of the year making appearances and keeping up moral all around the Christian believing world. If you don't hear from Him, it's probably because He's turned a deaf ear to you (John 9:31).Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Strong language is never welcome.Originally posted by Bobsaget View PostGod judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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