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  • #1

    WHERE IS JESUS?

    Eloi, eloi, lamasabachthani?

    We are but your servants, Lord Jesus - we long for thy annual birthday visit. Come on, Lord! We share a birthday!

    <weeping>
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen
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  • #2
    Re: WHERE IS JESUS?

    I am.
    Blessed is Me.

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    • #3
      Re: WHERE IS JESUS?

      Exodus 3:14. My favorite. Uttered my my Savior. Oh, my heart and worn-out coronaries! Please stop thy beating and let me be with my Redeemer for EVER!


      Yours in Christ,

      Elmer
      2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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      • #4
        Re: WHERE IS JESUS?

        Originally posted by Jesus View Post
        I am.
        Well, hey, look who got tired of the repeats on TV (but I'd guess that omniscience thing You've got kinda ruins everything from the get-go, eh?) and decided to grace His most faithful followers (the only True ones He's got left, from what I can tell) with a tiny, nay, microscopic bit of His omnipresence!

        Great job keeping the world hurtling towards Armageddon this year, J. With gods like you, who needs Satan?

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