Elves are evil and should be eradicated

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Elves and gnomes are actually demons, trying to seduce Christians into believing this fake Christmas nonsense. They are evil spirits...

And also: 2 Corinthians 10:5
We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ. - Amen.

Demons shape shift in different forms, elves/gnomes/... is just one shape.
The devil is lurking on our children 's souls.

I see a templar cross in your avatar, Doyle.
Are you catlick?

[Doyle Woodworth]

Re: Elves are evil and should be eradicated

Elves and gnomes are actually demons, trying to seduce Christians into believing this fake Christmas nonsense. They are evil spirits...

And also: 2 Corinthians 10:5
We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ. - Amen.

Demons shape shift in different forms, elves/gnomes/... is just one shape.
The devil is lurking on our children 's souls.

[Didymus Much]

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Their short stature places them in a position of always firing uphill. Unless they are skilled marksmen, or markselves, I guess, their task is made difficult...

Couldn't they just shoot you in the knees first?

[Alvin Moss]

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Amen to that! I find these elves very disturbing and have been destroying some with my SAKO. It is special fun with some good Kentucky Bourbon.
Some of those elves are already armed!



Beware!

Their short stature places them in a position of always firing uphill. Unless they are skilled marksmen, or markselves, I guess, their task is made difficult. That is why you never read about elves shooting people in the newspaper. This is likely part of God's plan.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Marko, are the many trolls that come to these Godly forums actually elves, then? If so, I will make a point of not talking to them. I am not Norwegian (Praise our Beloved Lord Jesus!) and so not obliged to obey their laws, but this particular one seems surprisingly Godly.

Actually I do not know if these creatures have skills to use computer. They seem quite clumsy, like some disabled people are.
Here is a traffic sign from Norway where is a picture of that troll. I saw this sign suddenly when I had stopped to visit the bushes, and - well - like a reflect i shot it few times. I had only small gun in my hands so there is no as much damage I wished.



But I hate trolls everywhere. They are from Satan.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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In the end of summer I visited Norway and found out that they have a law about talking to elves (trolls), it is strictly forbidden there.

Marko, are the many trolls that come to these Godly forums actually elves, then? If so, I will make a point of not talking to them. I am not Norwegian (Praise our Beloved Lord Jesus!) and so not obliged to obey their laws, but this particular one seems surprisingly Godly.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I have seen many false elves made of ceramics and plastic. They are sold in such stores as Lowes and Home Depot, Walmart and durn near everwhere else. I have never given them much thought. We live in a world where magazines full of nekid women and worse are sold at every gas station. What is really so odd about images of devilish elves?

That's what they want you to think. When there is a false elf in every garden, how will you notice the real ones and take appropriate action? I believe that I will show the way to my neighbors by going about with a broom stick and breaking all the false elves in the neighborhood. I pray everyone else will do the same. In this fashion, we will not be taken unawares and we can easily draw our revolvers and shoot the real ones.

Amen to that! I find these elves very disturbing and have been destroying some with my SAKO. It is special fun with some good Kentucky Bourbon.
Some of those elves are already armed!



Beware!

[Alvin Moss]

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I have seen many false elves made of ceramics and plastic. They are sold in such stores as Lowes and Home Depot, Walmart and durn near everwhere else. I have never given them much thought. We live in a world where magazines full of nekid women and worse are sold at every gas station. What is really so odd about images of devilish elves?

That's what they want you to think. When there is a false elf in every garden, how will you notice the real ones and take appropriate action? I believe that I will show the way to my neighbors by going about with a broom stick and breaking all the false elves in the neighborhood. I pray everyone else will do the same. In this fashion, we will not be taken unawares and we can easily draw our revolvers and shoot the real ones.

[James Hutchins]

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Elves are always getting under foot and pickpocketing people. Many times whenn I have been traveling across Gods Favorite Country(tm), stopping at the scenic rest stops to a break and a laying of hands among other weary travelers, I have been acosted by adult elves in the mens room, often dressed as small children. I will not get in to the sordid details and instead, will let you imagination take you on the journey of depravity I suffered on a multitude of occasions.
The State police in Omaha let me out this morning, having had to spend Christmas, the Holiest of days, in a cell with wetbacks, nigras and other criminals. Thank goodness Jesus never had to suffer the humiliation I did.

Never trust an elve, midget or articulate child. Only those ones with the googly retard eyes.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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Pastor Jon Knudsen of the Lokken Independent Church, a personal friend of mine and one of the only few people in godless Scandinavia who will go to Heaven, has an important message about Christmas that I'd like to share.

I watched the video and it was most informative, the danish pastor speaks clearly and very understandable about elves. Thank you for this link!
In the end of summer I visited Norway and found out that they have a law about talking to elves (trolls), it is strictly forbidden there.
Still something remaining about Christianity in that country too.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Pastor Jon Knudsen of the Lokken Independent Church, a personal friend of mine and one of the only few people in godless Scandinavia who will go to Heaven, has an important message about Christmas that I'd like to share.

Elves are evil and must be eradicated

Not everyone is enthusiastic about the little creatures. Independent church pastor Jon Knudsen believes that elves are little demons from hell, who should be eradicated.

If we want peace at Christmas, the elves has to go.

- They come from Hell. They are evil entities. There are two approaches to them: Either, you try to please them, become good friends with them and get cohesion with them. Or do you like the Church says you should do. They must be eradicated, says pastor Jon Knudsen.

The spiritual world is made - according to Jon Knudsen - of two layers. Hell consists of evil entities like elves, while Heaven is made up of good entities. At Christmas there are good entities like for example angels. So in order to ensure the true Christmas spirit, we must renounce the elves just like we renounce Satan in our faith.

It is far from the first time that Jon Knudsen is critical of elves. Previously he strung up an elve in the gallows outside his Church to point out that the elves should be eradicated.

- It has always been the duty of the Church to renounce demons, and the elves are historically seen as demons, and there are very many who are afflicted by them. It's not just a figure in history, but a reality for many Danes, says Jon Knudsen.