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DEAR JESUS
Please if you read this thread, what I want for Christmas is peace on earth and goodwill to all men, and a can of decent cheese whiz. You can't even buy that stuff in France - whoever said the French were famous for their cheese is lying. I've been a good Christian soldier this year so please fill out my stockings. Amen.
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If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Done.Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz(c) that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.
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Dear Jesus, please sir, I pray that I may find extra strength to serve my husband well, and the meekness of spirit to obey him in everything as You have commanded."Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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THANK YOU JESUS!Originally posted by Jesus View PostDone.
And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz© that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Lord Jesus! Save my soul from damnation! I beg of you!Originally posted by Jesus View PostDone.
And I think you'll find that the can of Bacon-Flavored Cheddar Cheese Whiz© that I left under your tree is Blessed in a special way; It will never run out.Comment
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We don't save the souls of Hamite phony gods! Go back to Ejipt shawarma boy!Originally posted by Osiris View PostProverbs 3:5
Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.Comment
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