ASK JESUS! POSE YOUR AD 2016 QUESTIONS HERE!

[Didymus Much]

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Why won't He buy me a Mercedes-Benz? My friends all drive Porschees, I must make amends.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: ASK JESUS! POSE YOUR AD 2016 QUESTIONS HERE!

Now that it has been made clear that the vast majority of the Devil's people have been pushed back into their lairs on the northeast coast of America and the godless West Coast, I have been wondering if we can expect the final destruction of California, at least, this year or possibly early next year. I have been praying that it will finally happen and I know that many Christians have been wondering the same thing.

Just the elimination of California from the Godly United States could usher in a new era of wealth, Godliness and prosperity. People who study earthquakes say that the San Andreas fault is just about ready to give way and that the entire lower half, at least, of the West Coast will likely slide into the Pacific Ocean. Could they be right for a change? Even a stopped clock gets the time right twice a day. It seems like everyone in America is praying for the destruction of California, even the godless scientists.

The Lord has sent His servant, Donald Trump, to rescue America and push back the forces of Satan. He is already doing great work and his accomplishments will be yuge. Will it be possible to rain fiery death and destruction on the tattered remnants of the enemies of God and America?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I know He can't say for sure but can He give a ball park figure for when I and all True Christians™ will be sucked off naked into Heaven?

YIY

[Des]

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I already know my question. Will President Elect Donald Trump fix that two term limit technicality that is preventing him from being named president for life?

[Elmer G. White]

It's only a few weeks to Jesus' Glorious Birthday. Once more we are certain that our Savior Himself is going to visit this Discussion Board and, in an act of Benevolence, answer the most burning questions that We True Christians™ have for Him!

Matthew 7:8 For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

Won't it be Magnificent when Jesus appears online for His birthday and teaches us precious stuff about Life, Universe and Everything! Please, remember to be polite and revering with your inquiries. We all Pray and Hope that by this time next year, He'll come knocking at our doors to invite us to our Eternal dwelling-place in Death and Heaven!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer