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    Boring people with boring gift ideas

    Would it be wrong to give liberals phallic objects for Christmas so they may easier reveal their self sodomy to God?
    Zechariah 13:3 And it shall come to pass, that when any shall yet prophesy, then his father and his mother that begat him shall say unto him, Thou shalt not live; for thou speakest lies in the name of the LORD: and his father and his mother that begat him shall thrust him through when he prophesieth.
    Do not thank me for Katrina, thank GOD! - George W. Bush
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  • #2
    Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

    I'd just get them a Bible or two
    determined to become a good Christian housewife!

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    • #3
      Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

      Gift ideas for the liberals in your life
      A 1 way ticket out of my life ?

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          Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

          Originally posted by Zaiger View Post


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            Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

            Methinks the effort to imbue those God haters with the Truth will be better spent elsewhere.

            They'll wear the necklace just to mock the faithful.

            Wasps will rankle them, but the sting will fade.

            Bullets are a better answer, but worldwide there are so many God haters that they are impractical for a Final Solution, as evidenced about 70 years ago in Europe.

            The warmth and light of God gift of fire will be short lived. They'll just shunt their eyes from the glory of the Lord, and run squealing like frightened pigs. The imps at 911 who answer their cries will have no qualms about performing Satan's work as they place the veils of cold and darkness upon the symbol of the Lord's sacrifice.

            After viewing Lucifer's Toy Chest, the 2011 List Of BANNED Christmas Toys, I'm wondering if a different approach might be more effective.

            Perhaps we could invest in the items on that list. We could send our funds directly to the Church, plus any extra needed for shipping and handling.

            The Elders could conduct an invitation-only prayer vigil, complete with bonfire and the large burning symbol of the Son's sacrifice. Refreshments and whatever else the Elders need to stave off the cold Freehold air included, of course.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • #7
              Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

              Originally posted by Clamper13 View Post
              Methinks the effort to imbue those God haters with the Truth will be better spent elsewhere.

              They'll wear the necklace just to mock the faithful.

              Wasps will rankle them, but the sting will fade.

              Bullets are a better answer, but worldwide there are so many God haters that they are impractical for a Final Solution, as evidenced about 70 years ago in Europe.

              The warmth and light of God gift of fire will be short lived. They'll just shunt their eyes from the glory of the Lord, and run squealing like frightened pigs. The imps at 911 who answer their cries will have no qualms about performing Satan's work as they place the veils of cold and darkness upon the symbol of the Lord's sacrifice.

              After viewing Lucifer's Toy Chest, the 2011 List Of BANNED Christmas Toys, I'm wondering if a different approach might be more effective.

              Perhaps we could invest in the items on that list. We could send our funds directly to the Church, plus any extra needed for shipping and handling.

              The Elders could conduct an invitation-only prayer vigil, complete with bonfire and the large burning symbol of the Son's sacrifice. Refreshments and whatever else the Elders need to stave off the cold Freehold air included, of course.
              The unsaved are not welcome in the city limits of Freehold.

              And you should know that whenever I hear someone use the expression "methinks," I have a strong desire to reach for my pistolas...
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                The unsaved are not welcome in the city limits of Freehold.

                And you should know that whenever I hear someone use the expression "methinks," I have a strong desire to reach for my pistolas...
                Sorry that I wasn't clear. I would never expect the Elders to deign to invite me of all people to their hallowed ground. I only cared to suggest a gathering for them and others that they deem worthy wherin they can suppurate evilness.

                Regarding that expression, I forthwith strike it from my lexicon.

                Speaking of lexicon, I'm unsure of the word 'pistolas'. Methinks It seems to me to be some sort of...bedpan?
                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                  Re: Gift ideas for the liberals in your life

                  Originally posted by Clamper13 View Post
                  Sorry that I wasn't clear. I would never expect the Elders to deign to invite me of all people to their hallowed ground. I only cared to suggest a gathering for them and others that they deem worthy wherin they can suppurate evilness.

                  Regarding that expression, I forthwith strike it from my lexicon.

                  Speaking of lexicon, I'm unsure of the word 'pistolas'. Methinks It seems to me to be some sort of...bedpan?
                  I am a polyglot. Look it up.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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