Some people accuse Christians of victim mentality when we defend ourselves against atheists, Muslims, Hindis, Buddhists, Zoroastrians (who pre-stole most of our ideas) and Pastafarians in the War of Aggression on Christmas. But I found out today it's even worse. Apparently the enemy is within. And they wonder why we stockpile guns...



It's past time than we go on the offensive and expand Christmas season beyond its traditional Nov 3 (when Starbucks switches cups) to Jan 6 (the betrayal of Pence) dates. From now on, I'm going to put up decorations on October 30th, subsuming the Devil's birthday, and extend it to February 15th to wipe out sin day.