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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11595

    #16
    Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post

    It's ironic that these are usually the exact same people who sacrifice and consume human fetuses as part of their Satan worship.
    I KNOW! Right?
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • Madame Frottage
      Forum Member, Midget Porn Enthusiast
      • Jan 2025
      • 263

      #17
      My sincere apologies, I misread this topic heading and thought someone said their enema was everywhere. I'm very glad this wasn't the case, the clean up is really messy and will use up most of your toilet rolls.
      I evvy Lot's wife, I wish I tasted good on poisson d'frites!

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12964

        #18
        While I do not have to remind True ChristiansTM about this, when we are sitting at the table offering our Thanksgiving prayer let's not forget to express our gratitude for the condemnation of sin by Pastor Zeke and Landover Church. If liberal relatives show up, mentioning them by name to Jesus and asking Him to forgive you for hosting them would be a good thing as well.

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        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Johny Joe Hold
          Mayor of Freehold
           
          • Feb 2010
          • 12964

          #19
          Just when you think you have seen everything Satan has to offer, he comes up with something worse. This time it is a fake manger scene. President Trump has been helping Jesus by shipping foreigners out of His favorite country. Then Satan comes along and claims Jesus would have been deported. NO.

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          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12964

            #20
            A leading theologian has put to rest the false notion Baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph were Illegals. They had tourist visas and papers. If illegals were rounded up to be shipped out like Trump is doing they would have been fine.

            It's Ridiculous To Compare The Holy Family To Illegal Immigrants
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
              An old soul
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 5075

              #21
              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              A leading theologian has put to rest the false notion Baby Jesus, Mary and Joseph were Illegals. They had tourist visas and papers. If illegals were rounded up to be shipped out like Trump is doing they would have been fine.
              It's such a Blessing to have leading theologians from The Federalist available to help explain how God's eternal kingdom fits neatly within the temporary institutions of Man, such as the United States of America and the President. God HATES anyone who crosses the everlasting border without sacred papers - this is a pillar of Christian belief - look it up.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • Johny Joe Hold
                Mayor of Freehold
                 
                • Feb 2010
                • 12964

                #22
                The insensitivity shown to those of us who worship Baby Jesus seems to have no boundaries. The New England area of the U.S., atheist Boston and places nearby, borders on a Satan headquarters. The latest is a manger scene using lobsters. Yes, you heard right. Gone are the sheep, camels and donkeys. We need laws against this.
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                Lobster Jesus: Sacrilege or the most New England Nativity ever?
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • Isabella White
                  True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                   
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 4379

                  #23
                  Oh, I am afraid that things are going to get much worse before they get better. And we know that because the glorious tells us so; however, we also have the blessed assurance that our will prevail — for people!

                  Daniel 12:1 "And at that time shall Michael stand up, the great prince which standeth for the children of thy people: and there shall be a time of trouble, such as never was since there was a nation even to that same time: and at that time thy people shall be delivered, every one that shall be found written in the book."

                  Sadly, the time of trouble will become increasingly worrisome, particularly when the true meaning of mas is ruined by Satan, as you shall see from the disgusting example below!



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                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • Johny Joe Hold
                    Mayor of Freehold
                     
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 12964

                    #24
                    I hate to admit how brutal the War On Christmas has become. A very successful musical show is touring the United States. Tickets are expensive in the 50 or so cities hosting the show. The name of the show is A DRAG QUEEN CHRISTMAS. I don't understand how Mayors or Governors across the country can allow this blasphemy in their cities. This is the time we celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus, not sin in its worst form.

                    Drag Fans | A Drag Queen Christmas 2025

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                    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                    • Johny Joe Hold
                      Mayor of Freehold
                       
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 12964

                      #25
                      Some mega churches try to outdo Landover Baptist in attracting big crowds at Christmastime. Instead of featuring a world class preacher preaching against sin like out Pastor Zeke, they try gimmicks, like live actors and animals in the manger scene. A camel kicked a woman in the face and sent her to the hospital. God has no use for live animals at the celebration of Baby Jesus.

                      Attendee injured by camel during megachurch Chritmas show | Church & Ministries
                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11595

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        I hate to admit how brutal the War On Christmas has become. A very successful musical show is touring the United States. Tickets are expensive in the 50 or so cities hosting the show. The name of the show is A DRAG QUEEN CHRISTMAS. I don't understand how Mayors or Governors across the country can allow this blasphemy in their cities. This is the time we celebrate the birth of Baby Jesus, not sin in its worst form.

                        Drag Fans | A Drag Queen Christmas 2025

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                        It truly is one of the worst possible sins, Brother Mayor. The way that so many people have co-opted Christmas to make it into some sort of debauched, pagan celebration is just shameful.
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14624

                          #27
                          WARNING: DO NOT WATCH!

                          Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
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                          I feel sick. It started at 24 seconds.

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12964

                            #28
                            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                            I feel sick.
                            Satan is a clever one for sure. I see on the schedule these men dressed as women, Jesus hates this, are putting on shows in Jesus' part of the U.S., the Bible Belt. There are shows in North Carolina, Georgia, Florida and worst of all, in the Ryman Auditorium, Nashville, Tennessee. The Ryman was built as a church. Then it was home to the Grand Old Opry for decades with Jesus-filled country music. How could the same stage that heard tear-filled testimony also host the most heathen of sinners?

                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14624

                              #29
                              I don't understand. Why would someone who disagrees with God so assiduously want to celebrate Him in the first place?

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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12964

                                #30
                                Man, talk about sensitive atheists. For years a prominent atheist in Washington DC has thumbed his nose at the birth of Baby Jesus and put on a jazz music show on Christmas Eve at what used to be called the Kennedy Center. The crowds that have attended this event for years should have been in their churches for the Christmas Eve Service. (Pastor Zeke preached a good one last night at Landover Baptist Church. The theme was Baby Jesus would grow up and condemn the very sins we will be tempted by next year. If we sin Jesus will put the hammer down.)

                                When President Trump rightly ordered his name be put on what was formerly called the Kennedy Center, Mr. Atheist cancelled the Christmas Eve jazz concert. Now, those atheists can go to church on Christmas Eve.

                                Kennedy Center Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump's name added
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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