Gingerbread Men (WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

[SUV]

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What's even worse is, the tasty litte sinner is wearing a 'Santa' hat. I Hope you lashed them all until they dropped

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Oh my! I should have heeded the warning you added to the title Brother.

[eliot mayfield]

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This is how bad it is:

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Of course not. I have shouted Bible verses at them. I have punched, kicked, burned, and nearly drowned them every chance I get. I have shamed and belittled them at every turn. I've done everything a father should do.

You are such a wonderful Father and Husband! I hope all men will take your lead and follow your loving example!

GLORY!

[Old Man Hatchet]

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So you raised your children and grandchildren as strumpets!

Of course not. I have shouted Bible verses at them. I have punched, kicked, burned, and nearly drowned them every chance I get. I have shamed and belittled them at every turn. I've done everything a father should do.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Gingerbread men are evil and only whores and sinners eat them. I think they are really little demons made to look like enticing little treats.

I wouldn't eat one for my life. I do not want to ingest demons!!!

[Talitha]

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Thankfully they haven't discovered these yet................

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So you raised your children and grandchildren as strumpets!

[Old Man Hatchet]

When visiting my daughter this morning to perform my routine sin inspection, I noticed gingerbread men on the kitchen counter.

"What are these?" I roared.

"The kids and I baked some gingerbread men last night," my daughter replied. "It was fun."

"Do you think it's appropriate," I lovingly screamed, "for young girls to bake male-shaped cookies?"

Then I noticed one of my granddaughters biting into a gingerbread man's groin. Naturally, I dispensed some beatings for this unforgivable outrage.

Ladies, let my wayward whore of a daughter's actions serve as an example to all of you. Avoid these sinful cookies. If you simply must bake gingerbread men, only make them from the waist up--think of them as homeless, Vietnam War veterans*--so that salacious little strumpets like my eleven-year-old granddaughter cannot pretend they are gobbling tallywackers.

*You can even bake little, wheeled carts for them.