[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Glory!!!

[Mr Godwin]

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Is there any end to the depravity that goes on in the kitchens of godless hussies behind the backs of their menfolk these days? It's shocking, that's what. I'm shocked. I must say, at least my own mother (like the proper Christian™ widow indeed she is, indeed) has sense enough to bake a tasteful sugar cookie, as round as the halo of Jesus, and snow white with sprinkles and sparkles and icing, a cookie not likely to offend God's own angels, were they to drop in unexpectedly for dinner. That just tickles me pink, that's what.

With Holiday goodwill from the Godwin household, Mr Godwin

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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These vile cooking practices are no surprise. The spice (ginger) comes to us from the heathen chinks and their repugnant culture. Ginger has long been used in the practice of "figging", and is so disgusting that I can only post a link here for those strong in their faith:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

[Bobby-Joe]

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Thank you for pointing this out Brother Hatchet. I personally never go into the kitchen because it woman’s work. I had no idea this kind of depravity was possible there. I recall seeing some ginger bread cutter when my panty had got damaged with that little fire arms accident I had in November. Looks like Deloris and Juanita will have some explaining to do to Jesus.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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DO NOT SCROLL DOWN!!!

Unless you want to see just how far those Godless Queeropeans have taken perverted cookie making! It's too shameful! Ladies of Landover, I suggest you just hit your back button and forget this thread even exists!
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[Nobar King]

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Sister Noddy, cookies should be round, like the halo over Jesus' head.

[Sister Noddy]

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Whoops! a warning just in time for me to throw out that batch of, um, offensive dark brown cookie cutter cookies I was baking for my son-in-law and the boys, whip up a quick batch of GODLY uneven and shapeless white sugar cookies instead, shut down my computer and lock myself in my prayer closet with my Bible, before the menfolk get home for dinner (Jesus forgive noddy)

[Talitha]

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The AxeMan said: "You forgot handsome and brilliant."

If all of this doesn't get Old Iron Crotch in here just a' slavering, God Knows© what will.

sorted

[SUV]

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I'm certainly glad that a kindly True Christian™ Man added to the title of this Thread.
It reminds me to close my eyes when I have to Moderate in here

The AxeMan said: "You forgot handsome and brilliant."

If all of this doesn't get Old Iron Crotch in here just a' slavering, God Knows© what will.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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I'm certainly glad that a kindly True Christian™ Man etc.

You forgot handsome and brilliant.

[Talitha]

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I'm certainly glad that a kindly True Christian™ Handsome and Brilliant Man added

(WARNING! OFFENSIVE IMAGES!)

to the title of this Thread.
It reminds me to close my eyes when I have to Moderate in here

[Old Man Hatchet]

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This is the reason why cookies shouldn't be made in the shape of a man or a woman in the first place.

The cooter-chomping is disgusting indeed, but I'm more offended by the gingerbread man's ensemble. First of all, you can't get gayer than wearing suspenders with no shirt. Secondly, his trousers are pink. Thirdly, those trousers have ruffles. Pink trousers with ruffles?!! I stand corrected. You can get gayer than wearing suspenders with no shirt. Why he is chomping a cooter is beyond me. Perhaps he has mistaken the other cookie for a transvestite.

[Nobar King]

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I talked to Brother William at the five and dime and was able to get him to return several types of greeting cards including this disgusting product:
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Who would buy something perverted like that? This is the reason why cookies shouldn't be made in the shape of a man or a woman in the first place. I had to admonish my good friend for using such poor judgment by displaying this item.

[Old Man Hatchet]

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Oh my! I should have heeded the warning you added to the title Brother.

I would like to move this thread away from the eyes of the delicate womenfolk, particularly after Brother Nobar's post, but a thread about gingerbread men in the Men Only forum is pretty gay.

[Nobar King]

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You can't let those fags near anything these days. Look how they've adapted the gbMan:

I wonder how many of those ended up in the trash? How do you make black frosting?