[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Barack Obama DOES NOT CELEBRATE Christmas!!!

I like my head where it is. And not chopped off

Your head is going to be all the way up to the base of Satan's intumescent and serrated tallywacker for all eternity if you don't quit with all this Witchtower nonsense, buster.

[JWforever]

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From what I hear, Obama doesn't celebrate christmas because a Jehovah's Witness gave him a Watchtower about it. It's also why he doesn't really want to run again. If he loses the next election he will convert to jw right away. So that's why he's not trying hard.

Also, Jesus was not born on Dec 25th. It was more like October. And on top of that, Jesus hate's birthday's! He said to celebrate his death, not his b-day. Birthdays are wrong in the bible as they always lead to bad things. John The Baptizer got his head chopped off because of a birthday! Can you believe that? His head was chopped off!!!! Maybe you all can celebrate a birthday, but not me. I don't need the stress of wondering if my head will be chopped off because I had a birthday party. Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with someone about to chop your head off. And all because you let someone sing happy birthday to you. No thanks, I like my head where it is. And not chopped off

[Chezund Rice]

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The name Kwanzaa got me ta think'in,
now, mind you I don't always think too gud;
Anyways
Kwanzaa and Kansas, Obama's Mama's home state. In the '60s.
I'm think'un Hemp & Sunflowers. Bright colors and marijuana - Jamaica.
So, In the Liberal myth of Christmas
The baby Obama was born in a volcano, lived on some islands and went from grey Chicago to White Washington D.C. where he took up residence.
Right where the 1960's Treaty said a Black Man would be.
I bet it's in the fine print.
LBJ & Cal Worthington were brothers.

[Chezund Rice]

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I know I've been absent Brothers, but please 'xcuse if I say this thread is off course. The President of these here United States is a black man, and everyone knows they invented that Kwanzaa thing in the '60s for all American black men & women. And they gotta honor it, 'cause that was the official U.S. Government's settlement with all them quarrelsome darkies in lieu of repatriation. Heck, I thought the Civil Rights Act spells that out. LBJ and Ladybird herself dedicated the first Kwanzaa County Kookoff in Texas.
Obama's beliefs are covered in U.S. Law.
Why, if he celebrated Christmas he's be in violation and subject to repatriation - To Hawaii or Kenya, it's not quite clear.
(Probably not Hawaii, 'cause them people that ate Admiral Cook the Explorer now believe in Christ and Volcanoes)
So, y'all quit nagging on our nigra President -
He's just a black man doing what the law tells him to do.
That statement right there says "Peace on Earth" to me.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Amen, brother. Only a savage would refuse to celebrate the birth of the Savior of Mankind. And bringing Christian children into the activities is vital.

Pastor, that tune was so catchy, I will be humming it all day!

Unfortunately, that child's mother needs a good beating for tarting her up like a little whore with that prostitute-length skirt . . . and shot by a retard from below, no less!

Perverts and child rapists like Jerry Sandusky and Muhammad no doubt are staring up her skirt right now!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Immediately after Thanksgiving (when we celebrate the easy slaughter of savage injuns), my family begins the setup of our Christmas life size diorama. My family over the years have put a of of effort in telling about the miracle of Jesuses arrival, from the virginal conception of Mary, to the magical depositing of Jesus on the dirt floor of the barn. We do not use a real baby of course. One of my young daughters hides a suckling pig in her sweater and a balloon full of gelatin and blood between her knees. She bursts the balloon and the pig falls to the floor squealing. All the children love the. The smallest of the Hutchins brood, their eyes as wide as dinner plates, watching the depiction of the birth of Christ.
We eat the pig on Christmas day of course.

Amen, brother. Only a savage would refuse to celebrate the birth of the Savior of Mankind. And bringing Christian children into the activities is vital.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Barack Obama DOES NOT CELEBRATE Christmas!!!

Immediately after Thanksgiving (when we celebrate the easy slaughter of savage injuns), my family begins the setup of our Christmas life size diorama. My family over the years have put a of of effort in telling about the miracle of Jesuses arrival, from the virginal conception of Mary, to the magical depositing of Jesus on the dirt floor of the barn. We do not use a real baby of course. One of my young daughters hides a suckling pig in her sweater and a balloon full of gelatin and blood between her knees. She bursts the balloon and the pig falls to the floor squealing. All the children love the. The smallest of the Hutchins brood, their eyes as wide as dinner plates, watching the depiction of the birth of Christ.
We eat the pig on Christmas day of course.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Who cares if they don't celebrate Christmas? Each of us has our own beliefs. IDC. As long as they don't stole Christmas.

You obviously are unsaved and separated from Jesus. HE cares quite deeply about who celebrates His birthday (and His entire life for that matter).

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[Proud Faroese]

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How can one not celebrate Jesus birthday?!

[SUV]

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[analsexisasin]

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How can we have faith in a government lead by a mooslim that doesn't even celebrate CHRISTmas.

[raydanic]

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Who cares if they don't celebrate Christmas? Each of us has our own beliefs. IDC. As long as they don't stole Christmas.

[Felicity]

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@Bible Student I don't scare easily as I have Jesus on my side!

[Bible Student]

Re: Barack Obama DOES NOT CELEBRATE Christmas!!!

Undoubtedly, Obama has some kind of paganistical voodoo mumbo jumbo altar in the White House for his chicken sacrifices.

Probably something like this:

That picture is just too horrible for words. Although it does serve the purpose of showing all True Christian(tm) the depravity of the heathen and their leader, Obama, it is upsetting. I do hope our dear sister Felicity doesn't happen upon this thread.

I personally prefer to see pictures of sweet Baby Jesus as we near His hallowed birthday. I can almost hear the herald angels singing.

[Brother Temperance]

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Okay, your first analogy made sense. The second did not. How can you possibly compare there not being a rule of the presidents religion to buying a box of Cheerios and it being full of rice. That is a horrid comparison are you even aware of how US English grammar works? But I will give you rice does not in fact blow up buildings or rape your "womenfolk".

As ever, William Jennings Bryan explains it perfectly well. We object to Obama's dishonesty: a politician who is marketed as being full of God's love but in fact is filled with Islamic demons is comparable to a box that is marketed as being full of breakfast cereal but in fact is full of rice. Although, as I've said, for the analogy to work perfectly the box would have to be full of a foodstuff that put your life, your dignity, and your immortal soul in extreme peril, and I can't think of many types of food that do that.