[Jesus]

Dear Sweet Jesus: Might I persuade you to banish SATAN Claus from this blessed forum? Surely, You can see how he is forever infiltrating and attempting to disrupt the holiness that so many people enjoy from being washed in Your own dear ! And may I once again give thanks and praise to You for the beautiful gift of the crown that I enjoy so very much. Bless You, Dear!

Revelation 2:10 "Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life."

Yes, you might. You've just gotta try. We'll see then.

[Jesus]

Why you still want to look like the Queen of the Perfidious Albion?

I've never wanted to look like a Queen. This must be the stupidest question ever. I know, you're Papist etc. etc. but this will make any chance of salvation VERY DIFFICULT for you, capische?

[Jesus]

Happy Birthday Jesus!!

I hope this is Your best birthday yet out of Your more than 2,000 previous ones!

It's been OK with the great Hallmark movies. Anyways, is this a trick question?

[Isabella White]

It's been OK with the great Hallmark movies. Anyways, is this a trick question?

My goodness! Did Someone get up on the wrong side of the heavenly bed, dear ? It's Your birthday, so I hope a bit of Sister Isabella's delicious cake will help you to cheer You up!



And, pray tell, what movies have you been enjoying? Home Alone 2, no doubt.

A blessed day to You, Dear.

[Jesus]

My goodness! Did Someone get up on the wrong side of the heavenly bed, dear ?

It is very highly likely that a few of the Earth's 8 billion sinners did, but I sure did not!

It's Your birthday, so I hope a bit of Sister Isabella's delicious cake will help you to cheer You up!



And, pray tell, what movies have you been enjoying? Home Alone 2, no doubt.

A blessed day to You, Dear.

We're still doing the Hallmark marathon with Dad & HG. We just watched "Christmas Bedtime Stories", "From Friend to Fiancé", "The Town Christmas Forgot," aaaaand we're going to see "Holly's Holiday" (the one with the mannequin boyfriend) or "Christmas for Keeps" next. Then, it's probably "Single all the Way" (presumably about gay conversion, really waiting for that one). Best Christmas ever with great movies. Probably will do some heavy smiting on Boxing Day (distributing diverse cancers and Buerger's disease to the masses) with all the family.