[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

Ok I know what fisting is cause I practice this with my <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> , and you are all wrong I hate to say, its not violent regardless of the wording. You stick youre whole hand up a <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> you have to use lube like Crisco. And it causes <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> . Dont shoot the messenger, but you should do research before you go on a speech that could make you look like an ignorant person or a joke.

I think you are wrong by telling us that fisting is somehow a sexual practice. Fisting, as far as I am concerned, is punching a God mocker, queer or democrat, after one has rubbed Crisco on either their fist or the victims face. In fact I always tell my college age daughters and sons that I recommend them to do as much fisting as possible when they are away at school. I also firmly believe that on judgement day, the first question that Jesus will ask will be if the person fisted enough to please Him while they were on this earth. Praise Jesus and pass the Crisco!!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Dont shoot the messenger

Why not? For all we know the messenger might be about to attack America! Or even worse, vote for a Democrat.

[uglytruth777]

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Ok I know what fisting is cause I practice this with my <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> , and you are all wrong I hate to say, its not violent regardless of the wording. You stick youre whole hand up a <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> you have to use lube like Crisco. And it causes <<<foul words removed - Admin>>> . Dont shoot the messenger, but you should do research before you go on a speech that could make you look like an ignorant person or a joke.

[Wide-Open]

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Friends.

I want to bump this thread to warn you all AGAIN about this ghastly song.

Last year, it stuck in my ear for about 3 months, as if SATAN was trying to lure me. I resisted - but only just. Apart from one birthday cake incident, nothing happened.

Friends: atheists, godmockers, and thus Satan are always at the door. Keep him out, and say NO to this "song".

Thank you.

Amen.

[Free Market Fred]

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I thought it was lovely. The harmony was very good! I think fisting means dancing or frolicking making to and fro motions with your forearms....you know... kinda like Popeye does.

I agree, sister. Actually, this Christmas season we're seeing a big upsurge in sales of our Christmas Terror! CDs, DVDs and comic books for children. We got some complaints from parents about the lyrics like, "Ho, ho, ho, you little ho come sit on Santa's lap," but our research department found that the kids really liked it. Below are some of our more popular titles, totally suitable for children in my opinion:

















Praise Jesus, and Merry Christmas!
Brother Fred

[HTannor]

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And pie crust, Brother Nobar. But they didn't mention either in the video.

Wait, there was something about something under the christmas tree. Maybe that's where they're putting the pie.............and the cookies, of course.

[Nobar King]

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I am still struggling to figure out what the crisco is for.

For making cookies?

[HTannor]

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I agree with Rev. Jim about the punching part.

I am still struggling to figure out what the crisco is for.

[Noah Dint]

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Would someone kindly explain what all this "fisting" is about? I don't understand it at all. The song seemed to have some sort of a sexual overtone to it. Would fisting be punching someone in the nose while copulating? I don't get it. Must be one of those Goth things...

-ND

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I thought it was lovely. The harmony was very good! I think fisting means dancing or frolicking making to and fro motions with your forearms....you know... kinda like Popeye does.

[eliot mayfield]

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HAHA. Oh bless you all.

Fisting in the context of this song by no means means "punching".

Boxing day.
Historically, a day to open the Christmas box and share the contents with the poor. Hardly a day to get drunk.

It is now traditionally a time when families all come to spend time together.

Yes, I'm certain you throw money to the poor and they won't go get drunk!

[Larry Lee]

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Those God-mockers make me furious. I just want to take them aside, and say, "Jesus never fisted on Christmas, and neither should you." But would they listen?

[EmilyRose]

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HAHA. Oh bless you all.

Fisting in the context of this song by no means means "punching".

Boxing day.
Historically, a day to open the Christmas box and share the contents with the poor. Hardly a day to get drunk.

It is now traditionally a time when families all come to spend time together.

[Talitha]

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That's the spirit Sister!

PS: don't forget to take off your Cartier watch before doing so, it could get damaged by the pounding you're going to give them.

Thank you for reminding me Brother.
The last time I did this I lost a Diamond Ring too, so this time I am prepared.

[Wide-Open]

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If that's how these God-Mockers are behaving for Baby Jesus' Birthday then I will almost certainly be involved in fisting some Atheists this Christmas

That's the spirit Sister!

PS: don't forget to take off your Cartier watch before doing so, it could get damaged by the pounding you're going to give them.