Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

Must be British, the Day after Christmas they have something called "Boxing Day" I guess they all get "Lagered up" and then go out on the streets "fisting" each other with the gloves on.

Must relieve the tensions and hangovers after watching soccer all day on Christmas instead of praising Jesus.

Talk about being punch drunk. Strange dialect too, I really don't quite get the meaning from the context.

Oh, it must be about masochism.

[Talitha]

Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

If that's how these God-Mockers are behaving for Baby Jesus' Birthday then I will almost certainly be involved in fisting some Atheists this Christmas

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Fist Me This Christmas: Violent Secular "Christmas" Song

Must be British, the Day after Christmas they have something called "Boxing Day" I guess they all get "Lagered up" and then go out on the streets "fisting" each other with the gloves on.

Must relieve the tensions and hangovers after watching soccer all day on Christmas instead of praising Jesus.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

The other night, as I was getting ready to leave my office, I wandered over to one of my staff members' computers, an innocent young 21 year old Christian college student named Melissa. I had her tasked to finding vile and hateful attacks on Christmas. It is the duty of my staff to find new battlefields where this War on Christmas will be played out.

Well, she apparently found this song on YouTube called "Fist Me for Christmas", and believe me, I was shocked by its lyrics. However, I noticed she seemed to be doing her best to stifle a laugh. Personally, I don't know what could be considered "funny" about this song. First off, there is no mention of Jesus Christ. It is simply a secular "holiday" tune. Second, I was outraged that these people would glorify senseless violence during a time we should be celebrating our Lord's birth. I think it's quite obvious to everyone that "Fist me" means "Hit me". They're asking to get punched. (To be honest, after seeing this video, I did have an urge to punch all these Godmocking atheist singers!)

Watch this video and judge yourself.