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  • #16
    Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    Follks, it has started and my trigger finger is getting very itchy! I was buying stationary at an office supply place, and they had these big signs with a snowman and happy holidays hanging in the store (but nothing about JESUS!!). At the checkout, I asked the strange looking (maybe mooslum) clerk if she believed in Jesus, well, she refused to answer! And then I was escorted out of the store!!! I AM IN TEARS NOW! UPSET GLENDORA (I know Jesus is upset too!)
    In society you are call a psycho. Threatening her to tell you her religion is hurting her rights. I am glad you were escorted.

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    • #17
      Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

      Originally posted by veyron1001 View Post
      In society you are call a psycho. Threatening her to tell you her religion is hurting her rights. I am glad you were escorted.
      Asking a clerk if they believe in Jesus is about as threatening as asking if the cantaloupes in the produce section are ripe or if Angelena Jolie was abducted by aliens. You owe Sister Christianson an apology.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • #18
        Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

        Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
        I hear ya Momma G. The next time someone says to me "happy Holidays" I'm going to smack them across the face with my super-sized leather-bound KJV1611 Bible and yell at them at the top of my lungs that Christmas is about JESUS and his unconditional love and to celebrate HIS Birthday dammit!

        All these mamby pamby PC people should be shot! They are making the world a dreadful, hateful place.

        Lve, Sister Thumper
        You DO know that smacking people with a Bible, isn't very nice, eh? So if somebody said 'Happy Holidays' some couple of weeks ago, you would have smacked them in the face?

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        • #19
          Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

          Originally posted by Son Geofriedus View Post
          You DO know that smacking people with a Bible, isn't very nice, eh? So if somebody said 'Happy Holidays' some couple of weeks ago, you would have smacked them in the face?
          You DO know that posing ridiculous questions to our godly sister, without even the courtesy to introduce yourself in the appropriate forum, isn't very nice?
          "She was of a great age, and had lived with a husband seven years from her virginity; And she was a widow of about fourscore and four years, which departed not from the temple, but served God with fastings and prayers night and day" - Luke 2:36-37

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          • #20
            Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

            Well, where should I do that?

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            • #21
              Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

              Originally posted by Son Geofriedus View Post
              You DO know that smacking people with a Bible, isn't very nice, eh? So if somebody said 'Happy Holidays' some couple of weeks ago, you would have smacked them in the face?
              Watch it kid, they don't call me Sister "Thumper" for nothin'. If you know what I mean...
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              • #22
                Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                Originally posted by QueenWink View Post
                Not that I'm saying that this is okay to do (because I don't, I think censorship is very wrong). But we do live in America. The politicians never fulfill everyone's desires. They are suppose to complete the will of the public. And the public of America is very diverse. Keeping this in mind, the politicians cannot be biased towards one group of people. Therefore they impose their censorship on something as harmless and classical as Christmas music. Basically, they try to be fair for everyone and instead are being unfair for everyone.

                I say sing you songs strong and proud. Not even the goverment has the right to overrule our First Amendment and withhold our beliefs. I mean, if the president truly had a problem with Christmas, then I certainly think the white house wouldn't be decorated for that specific holiday during the winter, now would it?

                Interestingly enough, when all these politicians go to be re-elected again then they sure do bring Christ back into things. That is of course the lieberal politicians.

                To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                Proverbs 16:2
                All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                • #23
                  Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                  Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                  How many jokes are there about George Bush and sex?
                  Just one.

                  Q: How does George W. Bush make love?
                  A: With Laura Bush on top. President Bush can only f**k up.

                  My retarded brother told me that joke. You better believe that I chastised him with a rod for maligning the best President in American history. Besides, it's not even funny.

                  Pour out thy fury upon the heathen that know thee not, and upon the families that call not on thy name.... Jeremiah 10:25

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                  • #24
                    Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                    I hear ya Momma G. The next time someone says to me "happy Holidays" I'm going to smack them across the face with my super-sized leather-bound KJV1611 Bible and yell at them at the top of my lungs that Christmas is about JESUS and his unconditional love and to celebrate HIS Birthday dammit!

                    All these mamby pamby PC people should be shot! They are making the world a dreadful, hateful place.

                    Lve, Sister Thumper
                    miss, thumper, thumpin all the men at night, you know what i mean you dirty slut. hehehehe, prolly a lesbo too you whore

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                    • #25
                      Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                      Originally posted by tampons_rule View Post
                      miss, thumper, thumpin all the men at night, you know what i mean you dirty slut. hehehehe, prolly a lesbo too you whore
                      mind your manners you vile abomination!!! You disgusting lout and unsaved puddle of spillage! How dare you address one of the saved in such a manner!

                      To you agents of false religions and atheists...
                      Proverbs 16:2
                      All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the Lord weigheth the spirits.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                        Originally posted by tampons_rule View Post
                        miss, thumper, thumpin all the men at night, you know what i mean you dirty slut. hehehehe, prolly a lesbo too you whore
                        How DARE you spew such hatred on dear, sweet sister Thumper? Did you know that you are talking about my FIANCE!!??

                        One more crack like that and you'll be tossed into Quarantine!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                          Well, SOME people are just crude. I wont mention their name bc its just so vulgar.


                          Anywho, I found a great selection of Christmas decorations from Big Lots! I practically bought the whole section.
                          However, the decorations certainly werent CHRIST centered. There was a lot of Santa and reindeer propaganda printed on them.
                          I wont even get into how hard it was to find a nativity scene for the front lawn . . .

                          I feel this country will get a great rebuking from God if we dont stop some of this madness in our stores and start putting Jesus back on the shelves!
                          Premarital sex is only a roadblock to holiness. You don't need to touch another person's body–or your own–to have a rockin' good time!
                          Abstinence: it's not easy but neither are you!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            How DARE you spew such hatred on dear, sweet sister Thumper? Did you know that you are talking about my FIANCE!!??

                            One more crack like that and you'll be tossed into Quarantine!
                            Hey, hey, let us not forget God will damn: The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26). So don't be too rash.
                            READ THE BIBLE

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                            • #29
                              Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                              Originally posted by Unfalsifiable View Post
                              Hey, hey, let us not forget God will damn: The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26). So don't be too rash.
                              We are supposed to forgive those who repent. We cannot forgive those who go on sinning. Are you ready to repent of uppityness and backsassing?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Happy Holiday Yourself to HELL!

                                Ok, well, thank you for attacking my light-hearted post. I'm truly sorry you saw it as anything more then a satirical one.

                                For example, to turn attention to you, spider demons in hell? Seriously? All Liars (Revelation 21:8) springs to mind.
                                READ THE BIBLE

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