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  • #1

    Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

    EVERYONE!!! Make sure to remove this song from your caroling lyricbook!!

    Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer is NOT a Christ(ian)mas song!!

    It is an advertisement for Montgomery Ward's chain of department stores.

    DON'T even watch the claymation RUDOLPH Christmas children's special, as it teaches a false image of Christmas!!

    If you hear children singing this song, stop them immediately. Share with them some good Christian holyday songs, like "Silent Night".
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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  • #2
    Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

    Yes, neither are most christmas songs
    oh- mebbe cuz santa's not a baptist?

    tell your own children not to sing those songs, not others
    ...although I doubt you have children

    Jesus was a jew too
    but thats beside the point

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    • #3
      Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

      We need to abolish all ungodly CHRISTmas songs from the radio and make sure our caroling youngsters are not exposed to this trash! If it cannot be found in the official LBC songbook, it is strictly for heathens!

      A partial list:

      1. Jingle Bells- A song about friviolity, as well as what seems to be an unchaperoned DATE involving two hormone-charged adolescents! I doubt this "Miss Fanny Bright" character is in the church directory of LBC!

      2. White Christmas- A song about snow, and daydreaming! Daydreaming is for lazy Nigras and other trash! How can these people repent and tithe if they are not out there breaking their backs for Jesus?

      3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer- A song about a freak with a neon nose, reminiscent of neon signs at strip clubs! If there was such a thing as a sentient reindeer, I am quite sure the other reindeer would have burned a cross on his lawn! The mention of Satan Claus ties it all together nicely in a damned-to-hell package with a pretty bow!

      4. All I Want For Christmas (Is my Two Front Teeth)- Another heathen ditty about Sister Suzie Sitting on a Thistle, which is obviously a Catholic euphamism for sodomy!

      5. Frosty the Snowman- The homer that constructed this little gem was obviously trying to trick our youth into believing they could somehow create life with a bewitched top hat. Do not suffer a witch to live!

      6. Up on the Housetop- Encouraging our youth to break into houses via the chimney is not the basis of a Godly song. This song manages to pull together all the filthy secular elements of CHRISTmas. It was obviously written by a Catholic, because Satan Claus has been canonized.

      7. The 12 Days of Christmas- Another song that encourages frivolous gifts instead of Godly tithing! And what was this 'true love' going to do with those eight 'Maids-a-Milking" anyway? Sounds like an orgy to me! The "Swans-a-swimming" do not even bear thinking about!
      Offer the sacrifices of righteousness, and put your trust in the LORD

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      • #4
        Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

        I'm sure I don't need to remind anyone of the evils of pagan Christmas tree worship:

        Jeremiah 10:1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
        2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
        3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
        4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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        • #5
          Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

          The joos weren't happy with just killing Jesus, they want to make money off his birthday as well.

          Disgusting.

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          • #6
            Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

            I sent my Joo Lawyer a little present for their Devil Worshipping.
            Today I believe?

            Probably some Celebration for having killed Jesus.

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            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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            • #7
              Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
              I'm sure I don't need to remind anyone of the evils of pagan Christmas tree worship:

              Jeremiah 10:1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
              2 Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
              3 For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
              4 They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.
              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              The joos weren't happy with just killing Jesus, they want to make money off his birthday as well.

              Disgusting.
              Amen Brothers! It is a little-known fact that joos are behind every single "Christmas Tree" sale in the world. They finance all the farms that raise them, and hire cherubic rosy-cheecked boy scouts to staff the tree sales lots. All part of their international conspiracy, as spelled out in the "Elders of Zion" pact with satan.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

                You <<<<Profanity removed>>>>>
                <<<<and here>>>>
                Last edited by Talitha; 12-07-2007, 06:26 PM. Reason: Naughty swear words

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                • #9
                  Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Amen Brothers! It is a little-known fact that joos are behind every single "Christmas Tree" sale in the world. They finance all the farms that raise them, and hire cherubic rosy-cheecked boy scouts to staff the tree sales lots. All part of their international conspiracy, as spelled out in the "Elders of Zion" pact with satan.
                  That gave me an idea, Brother Ezekiel. Do you think the Catholics are also in on this conspiracy?
                  Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                  in 2016

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                  • #10
                    Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

                    Originally posted by Sister Jane View Post
                    7. The 12 Days of Christmas- Another song that encourages frivolous gifts instead of Godly tithing! And what was this 'true love' going to do with those eight 'Maids-a-Milking" anyway? Sounds like an orgy to me! The "Swans-a-swimming" do not even bear thinking about!
                    No, this is the real meaning of the 12 Days of Christmas:

                    The 12 Days of Christmas is the time between Christmas (December 25) and Epiphany (feast of the Magi's visitation-January 6).

                    As for the song; it was made during the time of the Anglican reign, where Catholics could be put to death...So they made up a song, a secret method to teach the Catholic Faith:

                    Explanation of the terms:
                    • My true love-God the Father
                    • A partridge in a pear tree-Jesus as the partridge, the cross as the pear tree
                    • Two turtle doves-The two testaments (Old Testament and New Testament)
                    • Three French hens-Three gifts of the wise men, three Christian virtues (Faith, Hope, and Charity), or 3 persons of the Trinity (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit)
                    • Four calling birds-Four gospels (Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John)
                    • Five golden rings-Five books of Moses
                    • Six geese a-laying-Six days of creation
                    • Seven swans a-swimming-Seven gifts of the Holy Spirit (Rom. 12:6-8)
                    • Eight maids a-milking-Eight beatitudes (Matt. 5-7)
                    • Nine ladies dancing-Nine fruit of the Spirit (Gal. 5:22-23)
                    • Ten Lords a-leaping-Ten commandments
                    • Eleven pipers piping-Eleven faithful apostles (excluding Judas who did fail)
                    • Twelve drummers drumming-Twelve articles of the Apostles' Creed
                    So, it DOES teach about Jesus!
                    ACTS 5:29
                    But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
                    There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

                      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                      EVERYONE!!! Make sure to remove this song from your caroling lyricbook!!

                      Rudolph the Red Nosed Raindeer is NOT a Christ(ian)mas song!!

                      It is an advertisement for Montgomery Ward's chain of department stores.

                      DON'T even watch the claymation RUDOLPH Christmas children's special, as it teaches a false image of Christmas!!

                      If you hear children singing this song, stop them immediately. Share with them some good Christian holyday songs, like "Silent Night".
                      Whats the big deal let them sing or whatever the fuck they do with it. Silent night is one of the most overused song. They need to make new song. Plus all christmas songs suck.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Rudolph is a joo marketing conspiracy

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Amen Brothers! It is a little-known fact that joos are behind every single "Christmas Tree" sale in the world. They finance all the farms that raise them, and hire cherubic rosy-cheecked boy scouts to staff the tree sales lots. All part of their international conspiracy, as spelled out in the "Elders of Zion" pact with satan.
                        I would like to know where you got that information from. Where did you find out that Jews sell every Christmas Tree in the world? That's actually very intriguing if true.

                        And as far as Rudolph being a Jew conspiracy, I can easily see that being true. Good call on that one, Nobar King.

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