Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

[Talitha]

Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

Why can't they track Jesus?

Why should we want to do thet? We all know that Jesus is everywhere.
He's also invisible, so no amount of man-made technology will allow us to see Jesus unless he wants us to see him.

Glory!!

[nomadcowatbk]

Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

Why can't they track Jesus?

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

What an outrage, this website must have cost millions of dollars to make (just look at all that sleek technology). With the money it cost to make this site the US government could have launched an air-to-ground missile onto a starving Iraqi family's home.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

I had assumed that the DOF was using NORAD to track any and all potential terrorists. Praise Jesus!

[nomadcowatbk]

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.htm

Think of how Halliburton or Blackwater could spend this money!