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  • nomadcowatbk
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Dec 2007
    • 2

    #1

    Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?



    Think of how Halliburton or Blackwater could spend this money!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

    I had assumed that the DOF was using NORAD to track any and all potential terrorists. Praise Jesus!
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Wash O'Hanley
      Debate Moderator (and participant)
      Master Debater-- Has Never Been Defeated in a Debate
      Louder Than Reason
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2126

      #3
      Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

      What an outrage, this website must have cost millions of dollars to make (just look at all that sleek technology). With the money it cost to make this site the US government could have launched an air-to-ground missile onto a starving Iraqi family's home.
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      • nomadcowatbk
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Dec 2007
        • 2

        #4
        Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

        Why can't they track Jesus?

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: Why is NORAD wasting taxpayer dollars tracking Satan Claus?

          Originally posted by nomadcowatbk View Post
          Why can't they track Jesus?
          Why should we want to do thet? We all know that Jesus is everywhere.
          He's also invisible, so no amount of man-made technology will allow us to see Jesus unless he wants us to see him.

          Glory!!

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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