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  • We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

    The liberals can attack Christmas all they want! At the Godfrey house Christmas is armed with assault rifles!
    Leviticus 13:40 And the man whose hair is fallen off his head, he is bald; yet is he clean.

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    Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

    Well said Bother. The LIEberals will have to pry Christmas from my cold, dead hands! The next heathen that wishes me Happy Holidays is gonna get a mouthful of my fist!
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    • #3
      Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

      Originally posted by Godfly View Post
      The liberals can attack Christmas all they want! At the Godfrey house Christmas is armed with assault rifles!
      There is no better use for assault rifles than defending Christmas.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • #4
        Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

        Originally posted by Godfly View Post
        The liberals can attack Christmas all they want! At the Godfrey house Christmas is armed with assault rifles!

        Wh have a nuke

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          Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          There is no better use for assault rifles than defending Christmas.
          Actually you aren't allowed to defend yourself. Have you read the Bible?
          Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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          • #6
            Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

            Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
            Actually you aren't allowed to defend yourself. Have you read the Bible?
            Have you read the Bible? Or are you parroting what you have been told?

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            1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

            Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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            • #7
              Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

              I suggest that we authorize the use of unmanned predator drones in the War on Christmas. Combine it with homes armed with assault rifles and land mines, we can win it. My children are parading around the house, with a rifle in one hand and the AmericanConfederate flag in the other.

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              • #8
                Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

                Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                Have you read the Bible? Or are you parroting what you have been told?...
                He's read maybe two pages of the Skeptic's Annotated version, came here, was shown where he was completely wrong, stuck his fingers in his ears, went "LALALALALALALALA" and has been harping about the same stupid crap instead of actually learning something.

                If he was on the other side of the argument, his tactics would fit in perfectly.

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                • #9
                  Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  He's read maybe two pages of the Skeptic's Annotated version, came here, was shown where he was completely wrong, stuck his fingers in his ears, went "LALALALALALALALA" and has been harping about the same stupid crap instead of actually learning something.

                  If he was on the other side of the argument, his tactics would fit in perfectly.
                  Did you write Skeptic's Annotated version?
                  Deuteronomy 22:10 Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together.

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                  • #10
                    Re: We can Win the War on Christmas! We have all the Guns!

                    Originally posted by Ignorant Doofus View Post
                    Did you write Skeptic's Annotated version?
                    If I had, there'd be a lot less grammatical errors.

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