"Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

Bwahaha. I bet I know the real reason you hate those ornaments. They might...oh I don't know... make you feel a tad inadequate....??.....You know
*snicker*

[Brother Temperance]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

Haha! Come on, Zeke. It's just harmless fun. If you don't like it, then don't go around looking at crappy porn. You need to check out the good stuff at StaticBeth.com. They got Manson's penis and Tommy Lee's (huge!). It's awesome. You should also check out Virus from Dope. His is gigantic.

What? Are we to understand that Manson and Tommy Lee have finally taken heed of the wisdom of Matthew 18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

[hellion]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!



DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!

Haha! Come on, Zeke. It's just harmless fun. If you don't like it, then don't go around looking at crappy porn. You need to check out the good stuff at StaticBeth.com. They got Manson's penis and Tommy Lee's (huge!). It's awesome. You should also check out Virus from Dope. His is gigantic.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

Why do you blame the chosen people of Israel?

Americans are God's NEW chosen people. The joos had their chance and lost it.

[SUV]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

And how about those (Jesus, please Forgive Me just a' one more time) BALLS that otherwise Good Christians hang on their trees this time of year?

I'm Concerned for this Great Nation, I truly am.

[tommy]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

Why do you blame the chosen people of Israel?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: "Pornaments" Spit on Christmas

Does anyone still not see how passionately the sick-ular world hates Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

The jews have gone too far in my opinion. Peddling porn to hang on Christmas trees is beyond disgusting. THIS burns me up!

X-Rated 'Pornament' Christmas Decorations Raise Eyebrows

Opponents Say Items 'Defame' Christmas
POSTED: 9:32 am EST December 1, 2006
UPDATED: 5:03 pm EST December 1, 2006

Several new holiday decorations considered X-rated are being sold in Florida at a store popular with young children, according to a report.

Six controversial ornaments, which can be purchased for $9 at Spencer's stores in Jacksonville and other parts of Florida, include an X-rated snowman and reindeer.

A television station reported that the pornaments can be found on store shelves at the Regency Square Mall in Jacksonville in plain view of children and to anyone who walks into the Spencer's stores.

Store workers said that there were no restrictions on who can purchase the pornaments in the store.

"It is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of thing to defame Christmas," Hillcrest Baptist Church Rev. Jim Patterson said. "It says we are nothing more than sexual acts or psychical being and we are much more than that. We are spiritual beings and this is a spiritual holiday. And, why bring it to that level. It makes no sense to me."

Some shoppers said they like the item and that they would make a great gag gift this holiday season. "I think they are kind of funny and they don't offend me," a shopper said in the report.

Officials at Spencer's headquarters had no comment on the items.

However, the back of the boxes say, "Unlike those other elves, we know everyone on the list (even the naughty ones) needs to have a smile and a laugh this time of year."

The pornaments are also available online.

DO NOT click on that link!!! You have been warned!!!