[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

LOL! It's just that... You threw a Bible verse at me, and that was the only one that came to mind. *Giggles uncontrollably*

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

And he said to the Lord, "I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
Genesis 3:10

Stop coming on to me, woman. I don't care if you are naked, and STOP touching yourself.
Until you are Saved, I won't be interested in you as a wife anyway.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity?
And the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
Proverbs 1:22

And he said to the Lord, "I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself."
Genesis 3:10

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

*Lips quiver*.............. *Eyes fill with water*............. *Twitches*.............. *Falls off her chair laughing hysterically*

How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity?
And the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?
Proverbs 1:22

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

*Lips quiver*.............. *Eyes fill with water*............. *Twitches*.............. *Falls off her chair laughing hysterically*

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

So when satan makes a movie to seduce and lead the most vulnerable astray, the children, that's nothing to be concerned about?
satan doesn't attack in plain sight, friend, he destroys the Christian morals from within our own society!

He uses ungodly music, movies, and games as his weapons to turn the young away from the Bible and Jesus and towards a life of sin.
He promotes witchcraft, fornication, individualism, liberalism, homosexuality, drug abuse, and so on and so on..
All in order to ensnare their souls and force our merciful Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ to throw them in hell!

He also abuses the free press to raise doubt about our Godly leaders, cause dissent, opress Christians, and spread communistic propaganda.
In short, he is promoting SIN, as he has always been doing, and always WILL BE DOING!

So it is our DUTY as Christians to make a stand, BURN THESE UNGODLY MOVIES AND PROCLAIM:
NO, SATAN! YOU WILL NOT HAVE THE SOULS OF THE CHILDREN! GET THEE HENCE!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

Okay, okay, okay. Back on topic: The Nightmare Before Christmas is a creative movie done in the unique and easily-spotted style of the great mind that is Tim Burton. There're a few things in there that might scare younger kids (like the Boogey Man), but it's still a damn good movie. It's a little bit of fun and imagination. Attacking a movie is like putting on full armour to attack a sundae: you look ridiculous, you get nowhere, and it's just a harmless bit of fluff; nothing to be taken seriously.

... just like Harry Potter... old :p

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

I've never lied to Jesus! I've never even met the man! So there! old :p

Look here tree-hugger; Your post in this thread is completely absurd and OFF TOPIC. Try and behave, or Jesus will frown upon you. And when Jesus frowns, you feel it friend.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

A NAZI Gingerbread man, I have no doubt! Stuff and nonsense! Don't try and lie to Jesus!

I've never lied to Jesus! I've never even met the man! So there! old :p

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

You get a cookie *give Hellion a Gingerbread man*

A NAZI Gingerbread man, I have no doubt! Don't try and lie to Jesus!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

It's a fictional movie... And thus, not real. Just a story with some moral behind it. I liked it, personally. It had really good piano parts.

People say the same thing about Harry Potter -- that it is just fiction and that it's not real. Satan has undermined the values of American families enough to trick them into inviting these manuals for Satanism into Godly households. Slowly evil will take root and one day the entire household (and the following 9 generations) will find themselves burning in Hell forever. Just because someone was misguided enough to believe that the "story" wasn't "real". Do you want to damn all of your children and children's children to Hell before they are even born? What sort of sick person would do that? For the kids' sake, I pray that you reconsider!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

Brother Temperance, The Corpse Bride has nothing to do with Necrophilia, though I can't speak for the Turkish Tale it's based on as I've never heard it. Corpse Bride is about a Worried Groom who goes to practice his vows and the ring falls from his hand and lands on the finger of a corpse of a bride murdered on her wedding night. She falls in love with him while he shares not the love for her, in an attempt to get her to leave him alone he helps her find her husband who dies upon seeing his dead wife before him.

I certainly hope you're describing the Turkish tale, because you've got your Corpse Bride synopsis wrong. Victor (the Groom) does go into the woods to practice his vows, but he puts the ring directly onto the finger of Emily (the Corpse Bride), although he thinks it's a twig, not a finger. Emily falls in love with Victor, but Victor loves Victoria (his Fiancée). Emily does take Victor into the Underworld, but Victor tricks her to bring him "Upstairs", back to the World of the Living, so he can explain to Victoria what happened. The trick had to do with having Emily meet his parents, it had nothing to do with her fiancé (Lord Barkiss, or something like that). Emily was murdered on her wedding night by her fiancé, who, while Victor is missing in the Underworld, is trying to get Victoria to marry him. Eventually, Victoria marries Lord Barkiss, and Victor almost marries Emily - but then it all gets sorted out: Emily crosses over, Victor and Victoria live Happily Ever After, blah, blah, blah. By the way, Lord Barkiss doesn't die because he sees Emily, he dies because he drinks a chalice of poison.

[Mom (Quarantined)]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

What? Are you quite sure that you aren't on drugs NL? A dead woman falling in love with someone... He helps a dead woman find her husband...?

It's a fictional movie... And thus, not real. Just a story with some moral behind it. I liked it, personally. It had really good piano parts.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

I don't remember violating corpses...

I think he may be confusing some parts from The Corpse Bride. (Another amazing Tim Burton movie.)

P.S.
Hellion, while you may not know a whole lot about molecules and the fact that they are not living organisms, I do have to commend you on your knowledge of the marvelously sexy Mr. Marilyn Manson. You get a cookie *give Hellion a Gingerbread man*

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Obscene Goth Cartoon Spits on Christmas

Sodomite is usually defined as butt sex. But the true deffinition of sodomy is 'odd' sex. Whereas it's comletely up to the person what sodomy actually is, because 'odd' is based on opinion.

How ignorant can one woman be? Sodomy is named after the sin for which GOD destroyed Sodom! There's a clue in the name, if you look really close.

Santa Clause can't possibly be gay, he's not real. He's just a figure head used by the big corporate businesses to manipulate the 'christian' holiday Christmas in order to sell their products at extremely high prices.

I knew it. A communist.