[Pastor Ezekiel]

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It was an attemted rape, don't ask. Keyword: attempted! I was not raped!

You can't rape the willing, can you butch?

Jesus hates female sodomites too, so you need to get on your knees and beg Him to fill you with the Holy Ghost.

BTW...you wouldn't happen to have any video of your latest lezbean encounter, would you? Just for the Brothers here to study, the better to understand the depravity of your sins....

[hellion]

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If you were straight you WOULD NOT BE WITH A WOMAN!

It was an attemted rape, don't ask. Keyword: attempted! I was not raped!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Just like I can't get-off when I'm with a woman, because I'm straight.

If you were straight you WOULD NOT BE WITH A WOMAN!

[hellion]

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What proves he isn't gay? Are you completely stupid? Stupid beyond any hope of being reached? Do you think gay men can never have erections with women? You poor deluded creature.

Can you have an erection from a man? I doubt it. Unless you're hiding something... Men who are completely homosexual as oppose to bisexual are VERY unlikely to get erections from women. Just like I can't get-off when I'm with a woman, because I'm straight. But Manson can get an erection with a woman, quite easily. Hence he isn't gay. It's simple really. Apparently you just can't comprehend it.

[hellion]

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I swear your posts get dumber by the hour. Do you honestly believe that there is one iota of difference between a homer who also fornicates with sluts like Ms. Deena Beard, and the ones who ONLY bugger men and boys? You can't be serious! A homer is a homer, and your Miss Manson is a homer. He willingly accepts other men's tallywackers up his anus. He is a perverted disgusting sodomite, and Jesus hates him.
Homer is an idiom derived from homosexual, not bisexual.

The Holy Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32. This means that YOU will find yourself in the pits of hellfire having your internal organs cooked and eaten while still inside your fat body, right alongside any homer you admire or support. Your hero Manson will be singing several octaves higher once satan pulls his tiny marbles off.

Oh, his 'marbles' are ANYTHING but tiny. And like I said, it's worth it. I'd rather spend an eternity with Manson in Hell, than in heaven-- listening to you go on and on about how much you hate gays.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Brother Eno, I was merely giving the summery of the plot.

IT REEKS WITH SIN! I REBUKE YOU IN JESUS' NAME!

[neko-lear]

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Brother Eno, I was merely giving the summery of the plot. if you care to see the original tale it can be found here, http://www.corpsebridefansite.com/the-folktale.asp granted it's a fansite so it is biased in favor of the movie, but this is the correct tale.

[Enobarbus]

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Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.

What proves he isn't gay? Are you completely stupid? Stupid beyond any hope of being reached? Do you think gay men can never have erections with women? You poor deluded creature.

[Enobarbus]

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Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.

And Eno, let my buddy Clown out.

Dita is screwing everthing in her path, that is what whores like her do.

"Neither am I, with a size like that". Pardon? What is your size? Size of what?

Don't bother answering that. And she wouldn't be married to him if he was gay? Really, how naive you are.

You have no idea what gay guys can and cannot do (don't you think that they can't fantasize too?).

You assumption that a whore like Dita is necessarily going to have relations with the man she marries at all (these things are often done for convenience or financial reasons) let alone only him is, once again, absurdly naive.

[Enobarbus]

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Brother Eno, I have never done drugs, I know it surprises you that not all of today's youth use drugs, but please don't assume I use drugs.

Brother Temperance, The Corpse Bride has nothing to do with Necrophilia, though I can't speak for the Turkish Tale it's based on as I've never heard it. Corpse Bride is about a Worried Groom who goes to practice his vows and the ring falls from his hand and lands on the finger of a corpse of a bride murdered on her wedding night. She falls in love with him while he shares not the love for her, in an attempt to get her to leave him alone he helps her find her husband who dies upon seeing his dead wife before him.

What? Are you quite sure that you aren't on drugs NL? A dead woman falling in love with someone... He helps a dead woman find her husband...?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.

I swear your posts get dumber by the hour. Do you honestly believe that there is one iota of difference between a homer who also fornicates with sluts like Ms. Deena Beard, and the ones who ONLY bugger men and boys? You can't be serious! A homer is a homer, and your Miss Manson is a homer. He willingly accepts other men's tallywackers up his anus. He is a perverted disgusting sodomite, and Jesus hates him.

The Holy Bible says that homers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death." Romans 1:31-32. This means that YOU will find yourself in the pits of hellfire having your internal organs cooked and eaten while still inside your fat body, right alongside any homer you admire or support. Your hero Manson will be singing several octaves higher once satan pulls his tiny marbles off.

[hellion]

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Ted Faggard got married. Maybe his wife didn't mind that he's "a bit bisexual" either? Jesus minds!

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolators, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind . . .

Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error, which was meat.


And this Dita von Tease is clearly a Lezbean. Why else would she marry this?



Deuteronomy 22:5, the woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Uh...If Dita were a lesbian, she'd probably marry a woman. Hence the term homosexual: meaning the same gender. And Manson is extremely outspoken. If he were gay, he'd just come out with it. Not like you closet cases.

[hellion]

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Jesus is complaining Friend. Being bisexual is one step too far into sodomy. Just because Manson ass rams his boyfriend in a threesome with his wife isn't going to past muster come Judgment. If his filthy, sinful "music" hadn't damned him to hell this part time boy butt bothering just did. I warn you friend to stay far away from Manson unless you want to come to a very sorry end.

Oh, trust me. A night with Manson's huge wanger is totally worth it. I don't think Manson cares that he's bisexual and going to Hell. Either way, it still proves that he isn't gay.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.

And Eno, let my buddy Clown out.

Jesus is complaining Friend. Being bisexual is one step too far into sodomy. Just because Manson ass rams his boyfriend in a threesome with his wife isn't going to past muster come Judgment. If his filthy, sinful "music" hadn't damned him to hell this part time boy butt bothering just did. I warn you friend to stay far away from Manson unless you want to come to a very sorry end.

[OnYourKnees]

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Oh, trust me! He's not gay, Eno. He's a bit bisexual, but who's complaining? Dita certainly isn't! (Neither am I, with a size like that!) She wouldn't be married to him if he was gay. Dita likes her men to be 'hard' if you know what I mean. And gay guys don't get hard over women.

Ted Faggard got married. Maybe his wife didn't mind that he's "a bit bisexual" either? Jesus minds!

1 Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolators, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind . . .

Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompense of their error, which was meat.


And this Dita von Tease is clearly a Lezbean. Why else would she marry this?



Deuteronomy 22:5, the woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment; for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.