[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

It had bluberries and raspberries. It's in the Jesus bake-off thread if you want to take a look.

I admit that I haven't cooked any rabbits. I used to own some so I'm not too partial to eating the cute things.

Bah! Meat is meat. You skin a couple of them up, toss them in a pot. Ask sister Thumper. She's a whiz with rabbit casserole. You'll never find a proper Christian husband that way.

[lilith]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

HEY! I think you mean to be talking about SOLSTICE TREES! Everyone knows that Christmas is a FAKE holiday. Because we live in kinda cramped quarters during the winter, and people fart and stuf, we drag a tree into the house so that we get that fresh pine sent. Remember we can't afford all those fancey sprays and stuff.

That's how it started and then you maniac christians did LEARN our ways and now you'll little better than tree-worshipping wiccas!

Absolutely right,Starfinder.
And MY Xm...um Solstice tree has a very tasteful Bellydancer on the top of it.

[Petal]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

And MY Xm...um Solstice tree has a very tasteful Bellydancer on the top of it.

Miss.Lilith, i rebukes that bellydancin angel! it a abominashun unto lord God, an it make me cry to thinks of that angel wiv tassils on her boobies , she be swingin them up an down an round an round but maybee it not tassils maybee it somethang worser

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

You have very poor English.

[Petal]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

You have very poor English.

an you destineds for hellfires, Mr.Demon.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Hey I was just saying, don't take offence.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Hey I was just saying, don't take offence.

It doesn't matter, because you ARE destined for hellfire UNLESS you REPENT!

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

I don't care if I'm going to hell I just wanted to let the lady know I wasn't trying to be offencive. I was merely stating the truth.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

I don't care if I'm going to hell I just wanted to let the lady know I wasn't trying to be offencive. I was merely stating the truth.

So was she. Stop whining all the time.

And if you don't care you are more of an idiot than I thought, YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT BURNING FOR ETERNITY?
Cause that's what's going to happen to you in hell.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

No, I like fire. It's cool, and why do I never get called by my name?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

No, I like fire. It's cool, and why do I never get called by my name?

Because your real name is not "Dracula" spelled backward.

Many of us were born at night, but none were born LAST night.

[Dameon_ACLUtard]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

No I meant my first name *rolls eyes*

[lilith]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Miss.Lilith, i rebukes that bellydancin angel! it a abominashun unto lord God, an it make me cry to thinks of that angel wiv tassils on her boobies , she be swingin them up an down an round an round but maybee it not tassils maybee it somethang worser

That's ok Petal - she hasn't got wings - just beaded tassels.

[lilith]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

You have very poor English.

Petal has EXCELLENT English.
For a cat.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christmas Trees ARE satanic!

Hmm, seeing as you all find Xmas trees so offensive, they just went up a few points in my eyes!
I still don't want to get one of course, seeing as it's for a holiday I don't celebrate but hey, now I can stop muttering when I see them in shops everywhere. Thanks, Zeke!