[Cranky Old Man]

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Why do you say things like מלאך אלהים and מלאך יהוה while you could just have said Angel of God and Angel of the Lord? Do you do this to compensate for your inferiority complex or to forget that your parents never loved you?

... some pompous babbling ... I hardly expect you to understand this post ...

Why would anyone care about your post? Or about you for that matter. You have no real friends in real life and you will find none here either.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Landover's Ex-Masturbator shirts are in!

I have been called many things from the future. Many of them your simple mind would not comprehend, nor your simple tongue be able to pronounce.

מלאך אלהים
מלאך יהוה
בני אלוהים
הקדושים
הקדושים
Irinim
Cherubim
Sarim
Seraphim
Chayyot
B'nai Elim

I have taken many forms for man because man can not handle my true form. If man were to gaze upon my true form his would be burned from his very skull. If he were to hear my true voice his ears would be rendered useless. When I appear to man he always tremble's in fear, and goes to his knees. Even so man has nothing to fear from me. I protected my Father's creation's in the fiery furnace, the den of a lion, and the stomach of whale. My brother's and I sat with Abraham, and visited Sodom at the behest of our Father. Daniel once described my presence as precious stone's with a face like lightning .

We are stronger than man yet not omnipotent, We are greater than man yet not omnipotent, We are more noble than man yet not omnipotent.

Yet I am still amazed as devout as you claim to be you can not figure out something as simple as my screen name. I hardly expect you to understand this post. Yet you asked so I answered.

Cool dude. Though I'd expect a supernatural being (whether angel, or demon) to be able to employ proper grammar. Ah, well.

Maybe you can sell that rant to a goth band or something, they could use it in one of their songs.

[TAMSwordofGod]

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You care or you would have not asked the question

[TAMSwordofGod]

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Cool dude. Though I'd expect a supernatural being (whether angel, or demon) to be able to employ proper grammar. Ah, well.

Maybe you can sell that rant to a goth band or something, they could use it in one of their songs.

Totally because the rules of grammar in Aramaic are exactly the same as english. Which is what a spiritual being would speak if he did present himself.

Thats Spiritual not Supernatural its an Angel

Which again is another blasphemy

[Cranky Old Man]

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Totally because the rules of grammar in Aramaic are exactly the same as english.

Mister brilliant language expert, did you know English is written with a capital E? And that it is that's instead of thats? Or were you too busy Googling for cool words like "Aramaic" to notice that?

Which again is another blasphemy

Somewhere on your keyboard there is something called a period (it looks like a dot) which you can use to end sentences. If you want to look superior to compensate for your inferiority complex, your lack of friends or that your parents never loved you, you might want to pay attention to these things. It makes you look less stupid.

[TAMSwordofGod]

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Its okay I understand that you can't find anything except a few grammar error's in a quickly typed message to point out as wrong. Due to the fact that message is dead on

[Cranky Old Man]

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Its okay I understand that you can't find anything except a few grammar error's in a quickly typed message to point out as wrong. Due to the fact that message is dead on

My point is not that you are incapable of proper grammar. My point is that you are a know-it-all pompous brat who actually knows nothing. You are pathetic. And you know very well I already pointed out your huge blunders in other messages:

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=493585&posted=1#post493585

[TAMSwordofGod]

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If that helps you sleep better at night

[Nobar King]

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It's not helping ME sleep better and it's not making your posts any easier to read or understand.

[Brother Enoch]

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Is he speaking English? Or is that ebonics or something?

[Cranky Old Man]

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Is he speaking English? Or is that ebonics or something?

He is speaking pompous to compensate for his other shortcomings, e.g. a very small penis.

[TAMSwordofGod]

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If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter

[Cranky Old Man]

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If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter

Man, you are soooo funny . You must be the life of the party being both pompous and not funny at all. Probably the reason you never get invited.

[GOD=life]

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If you really want to know my penis size just ask your wife, and daughter

I do not need to ask my wife or daughter for permission to know the penis size of random strangers on the internet.

Besides, I concern myself only with that which exists, which is God and His eternal love for us.

[St. Anger]

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Can I get one that says "Current and Future Masturbator?"