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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Poisonous chink food followed by nigra lezbean demon music. Wonderful. Did you kill a few babies along the way home, just to cap the night off?

    Sushi is Japanes,not Chinese, and I have never gotten sick from Asian food. In fact, the only case of food poisoning I have ever had was from a Taco Bell, which was pretty much the end of my fast food days.

    And the members of Ladysmith Black mambazo are all male, so I'm not sure where you get the lesbian idea from, except for the fact that you are obsessed with lesbians. Perhaps you should seek therapy.

    And I don't kill babies.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • VictoryOS
      True Christian™ Beauty Queen
       
      • Dec 2007
      • 5388

      #17
      Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
      Don't you realize this is mestizo-indio (wetback) food and that it will surely give you the winds? It's like eating chittlins and hog jowls (which I am sure you would never even think of).

      Real Mexicans (the kind that are perfectly happy living and earning there) eat fish, steak, ham and chicken just like white folks everywhere. Be careful what you ingest, Dear Sister.
      What's wrong with chittlins and hog jowels? They're great as long as you put some hot sauce on them. Thank you for your concern however!
      Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
      in 2016

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      • solomon the wise
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Feb 2008
        • 1

        #18
        Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

        I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark

        she loved it.

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        • WickedWitch
          Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
          CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
          • Jan 2007
          • 1366

          #19
          Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

          Originally posted by solomon the wise View Post
          I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark

          she loved it.
          Has anyone ever told you you're disgusting?
          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Seeker
            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 966

            #20
            Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

            Originally posted by solomon the wise View Post
            I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark

            she loved it.
            Solomon the fool, go troll somewhere else.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • Only time will tell
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2008
              • 38

              #21
              Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Poisonous chink food followed by nigra lezbean demon music. Wonderful. Did you kill a few babies along the way home, just to cap the night off?
              So full of hate recently!
              i love sushi, Especially grilled eel.

              I guess you just missed me

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #22
                Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                Originally posted by Only time will tell View Post
                So full of hate recently!
                i love sushi, Especially grilled eel.

                I guess you just missed me
                I am filled with the Love that Christ shows for us all.

                Grilled eel isn't sushi.

                No. I wasn't even paying attention to you. I have a full time job ministering to the True Christians here. Unsaved scum trying to force their unGodly dietary habits on us is not a priority for us.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  I am filled with the Love that Christ shows for us all.

                  Grilled eel isn't sushi.

                  No. I wasn't even paying attention to you. I have a full time job ministering to the True Christians here. Unsaved scum trying to force their unGodly dietary habits on us is not a priority for us.
                  There is nothing ungodly about eating sushi. And no one will try to force you to eat it if you don't want to - more for me.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Roberta
                    Anti La Leche League Organizer
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 1817

                    #24
                    Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                    Have at it, Dancer!
                    Come climb my mountains.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #25
                      Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                      Originally posted by Roberta View Post
                      Have at it, Dancer!

                      Is that a puffer? I don't do fugu.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #26
                        Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                        Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
                        Is that a puffer? I don't do fugu.
                        Watch the language, please.
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • Old Iron Crotch
                          SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                          • May 2007
                          • 3056

                          #27
                          Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          Watch the language, please.

                          Fugu is thinly sliced raw puffer fish. It's considered a delicacy in Japan by those who like to live dangerously.
                          The flesh is contains a neurotoxin, and if not prepared properly, can be fatal to those who eat it. When prepared properly, there is just enough of the neurotoxin present to cause a pleasant tingling sensation in the facial muscles.
                          I've never tried it, nor do I intend to.
                          Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #28
                            Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                            Originally posted by solomon the wise View Post
                            I smashed a priests wife in the ass just like moses did to all the animals on the ark

                            she loved it.
                            You, my good sir, seriously need to work on your Bible Study skills.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Stormfront
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 22

                              #29
                              Re: What Are You Doing To Celebrate V-Day?

                              Even though this cathyolic holiday is only for those so steeped in sin that they would engage in the "s" word without the intention of making a little True Christian(tm) soldier for Jesus, I allow my domestic help to participate as long as it doesn't interfere with their work. They're all hell-bound Muslims anyway.

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