[VictoryOS]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

Nope:
We had spinach Madeline, an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables, an assortment of pickled vegetables, cucumber sandwiches, an assortment of cheeses (real cheese - not Velveeta or American slices), spicy boiled shrimp. I cooked the spinach Madeline and the shrimp, my husband made the cucumber sandwiches, and we both washed, cut, and arranged vegetables on trays. We both cubed blocks of cheese into bite-size pieces and arranged them on trays. The pickled vegetables came from the farmer's market.
In addition to that, we had several bottles of wine from a local vineyard, several bottles of champagne, and warm sake. Of course, we also had milk and juice for the kids present.

Wow, that sounds really good. But where's the ham? Where's the fried chicken? Where's the beef? Didn't you have any hotdogs or anything?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Wow, that sounds really good. But where's the ham? Where's the fried chicken? Where's the beef? Didn't you have any hotdogs or anything?

No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.

How do you call it a feast when it is all veggies and soy. Ish

[Old Iron Crotch]

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How do you call it a feast when it is all veggies and soy. Ish

No soy - fruits, veggies, nuts, cheeses.
And as I said before, everyone went home satisfied.

[Nobar King]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

People always say that.

[Brother_Percy]

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No, I gave the kids who were present at the wedding milk as a beverage.

No doubt your own breast-milk, straight from the source! I know what kind of sickos you Wiccers all are!

But back to the subject in hand. I was talking to my Pastor, and he advised me to visit each prospective Caterer in person, just to be on the safe side. Apparently one of the Newly Weds from our Church booked their caterer over the phone - not realising the Caterers were actually negroids! $2000 for a Wedding buffet, and all that turned up on the night were 12 buckets of fried chicken, and a watermelon! Disgraceful!

[Brother_Percy]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.

So it was a Lesbian Wedding?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So it was a Lesbian Wedding?

No.

[Nobar King]

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If you use the dvd player to play the cd, it plays through the surround sound system on the tv.

No, it doesn't. If the music is recorded in stereo it plays in stereo. I don't peg you as a home theatre audiophile. If I'm wrong, let's talk gear.

[Brother_Percy]

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Quote:
Originally Posted by tidal wave of warm spit

And as I said before, everyone went home satisfied.


People always say that.

Brother N, I believe she's referring to the skyclad naked-blood-orgies they had after the Ceremony.

Tho' I find it strange that Wiccers would have a vegan spread. Wonder what happened to all the live animals they sacrificed to their Pagan Tree-Gods?

[Old Iron Crotch]

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Brother N, I believe she's referring to the skyclad naked-blood-orgies they had after the Ceremony.

Everyone was fully clothed, and there was no blood-letting and no orgy.

Tho' I find it strange that Wiccers would have a vegan spread. Wonder what happened to all the live animals they sacrificed to their Pagan Tree-Gods?

Wiccans don't do living sacrifice. And many Wiccans are vegetarian. We aren't vegetarian; we just seldom eat meat.

[Brother_Percy]

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Wiccans don't do living sacrifice.

So you say.... We know different.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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So you say.... We know different.

As if I would take a Christian website seriously when it talks about Pagan practices.

[Brother_Percy]

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As if I would take a Christian website seriously when it talks about Pagan practices.

The facts all speak for themselves, all quoted from well-known Wiccan publications. You fail, Spithead!

[VictoryOS]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

No meat at all. We decided to make our wedding feast vegetarian.

Now wait a minute:

Nope:
We had spinach Madeline, an assortment of fresh fruits and vegetables, an assortment of pickled vegetables, cucumber sandwiches, an assortment of cheeses (real cheese - not Velveeta or American slices), spicy boiled shrimp.

Maybe I'm not the sharpest cheddar in the fridge, but aren't you talking about...dead...shrimp? How is shrimp vegetarian? By those standards, you might as well throw a steak on that grill.