[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

Now wait a minute:



Maybe I'm not the sharpest cheddar in the fridge, but aren't you talking about...dead...shrimp? How is shrimp vegetarian? By those standards, you might as well throw a steak on that grill.

I was forgetting about the shrimp - I should have said mostly vegetarian.

[VictoryOS]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

I was forgetting about the shrimp - I should have said mostly vegetarian.

I see. You just "forgot".

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

I see. You just "forgot".

Yes.
You've never forgotten anything?

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

I worry that many food service workers are homosexuals who want to destroy traditional marriage. I would advise everybody attending a wedding function to ask the hired help if they are sexual deviates. This tends to get the supervisor's attention and ensures that you get the attention you deserve. I am always pleased at how fast the valet gets my car when I'm ready to go home and pray.

[Brother_Percy]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

I worry that many food service workers are homosexuals who want to destroy traditional marriage. I would advise everybody attending a wedding function to ask the hired help if they are sexual deviates.

Now that's a HUGE worry! What if the Fag Caterers tried to put AIDS in the Wedding cake? Perhaps there is a need to hire a Private Investigator, to follow your Caterer around for a few weeks - prior to the Wedding. If he frequents gay-bars, or hangs around outside schools and tries to touch small boys, you'd know for sure he was a homer!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

Now that's a HUGE worry! What if the Fag Caterers tried to put AIDS in the Wedding cake? Perhaps there is a need to hire a Private Investigator, to follow your Caterer around for a few weeks - prior to the Wedding. If he frequents gay-bars, or hangs around outside schools and tries to touch small boys, you'd know for sure he was a homer!

I do think the private investigator is a good idea! Also, keep an eye on the cake itself . . . homers can't help but play with dolls, so you might catch them toying with the little bride and groom on top of the cake.

[VictoryOS]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

Now that's a HUGE worry! What if the Fag Caterers tried to put AIDS in the Wedding cake?

This is a good point, Brother Percy. Homofags are so enraged by the fact that they can't get the special privileges they keep whining about, why wouldn't they put AIDS in a wedding cake? A wedding cake would symbolize all the things they long for and can't have. It's a lot like the way the terrorists felt about the Twin Towers, and we all know what happened there.

[Mustang]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

Brother Percy - You should definitely file a lawsuit for false advertising.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: CHOOSING YOUR CATERERS !

Does anyone know the manager of Land of Milk and Honey Christian Catering on Colossians Street downtown? They took one look at my darling little Nevrita and threatened to increase their estimate by 30%. I had a similar experience at the Veil of Submission Christian Bridal Boutique in the Freehold Christian Fashion Center. I have to say in Christian meekness and humility that I just about hit the ceiling both times.