[Bob4God]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

My wife and I copulated on our honeymoon, but that was only because we couldn't wait to produce a faithful Christian soldier. Many liberal therapists say that expressions of sexuality between married couples is healthy and good, but they couldn't be more wrong. I find the act of sexual intercourse to be very messy, and it leaves me feeling dirty.

Worse yet, secular "therapists" even endorse sexual activity between unmarried couples, and even same-sex couples!!!

As a REAL therapist, what do you think is the best way to prevent recreational sex and unmarried and homosexual sex?

[New Directions]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

My wife and I copulated on our honeymoon, but that was only because we couldn't wait to produce a faithful Christian soldier. Many liberal therapists say that expressions of sexuality between married couples is healthy and good, but they couldn't be more wrong. I find the act of sexual intercourse to be very messy, and it leaves me feeling dirty.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I'm disappointed. I was lead to believe there was matrimonial night instructions to be found in this post.

That's what "Pre-Marital Pastoral Counseling" is for.

Let me know if you have any questions. I am always available via the link in my signature.

[Domina]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I'm disappointed. I was lead to believe there was matrimonial night instructions to be found in this post.

[SUV]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Everybody's doin' it, doin' it, doin' it
Picking their nose and chewin' it, chewin' it....

Wait - is that what people do on their honeymoons? Must be some sort of un$avED kind of thing

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I'm only 19 and as a result often find myself not knowing the answer to some of the questions I find myself asking!

Well, friend, that's usually the point of asking questions . . . to learn the answers.

What did you think of the Scripture Pastor Ezekiel pointed you toward?

[Bob4God]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I appreciate the patience of those on these boards. I'm only 19 and as a result often find myself not knowing the answer to some of the questions I find myself asking!

You won't find a more Christian forum on the internet!

As you become a True Christian, you will find that you have more and more answers because GOD is speaking to you. If there are things you still don't understand, you will have the faith to just let GOD handle things. He's so good at that too!

[John the frog]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

You need to follow God's rules on the matter, as laid out in His Holy Word.

What church do you attend?

I attend Calvary Baptist Church in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

I appreciate the patience of those on these boards. I'm only 19 and as a result often find myself not knowing the answer to some of the questions I find myself asking!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I don't understand any of this. Are you from Connecticut? (did I spell that right?) Anyway, my son Skeeter has pledged to keep his fiance's virginity intact until Jesus tells him that the time is right to bring a new little Christian warrior into the world. Skeeter says the best place to find a chaste woman is at the Roller Derby.

There are usually some virgins at the bowling alley too.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I agree with the original post. I am not married yet but I am going to abstain until I decide that my wife should have children.


However, I am concerned about the issue of ensuring she is a virgin. Should I check on my honeymoon, even if she is not ovulating, or if I'm not ready to have children?

You need to follow God's rules on the matter, as laid out in His Holy Word.

What church do you attend?

[John the frog]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

I agree with the original post. I am not married yet but I am going to abstain until I decide that my wife should have children.


However, I am concerned about the issue of ensuring she is a virgin. Should I check on my honeymoon, even if she is not ovulating, or if I'm not ready to have children?

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Sister Glendora is right. There's no need for a Christian woman to desire sex with her husband on her wedding night. It's totally up to the man - after pouring a quart of Thunderbird down her throat (a funnel is useful) mixed with a few crushed Valiums, she won't even remember it happened.

I should emphasize that the woman absolutely must be a virgin on her wedding night. Any woman who has had sex before marriage is ruined! After all, only by having sex with a virgin can we men hope to cure ourselves of AIDS.

yours in Christ,
Buford

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

my sister,s husband ran of with a barman but she told me not to talk about it so i won,t also she got a cat instead as well and called it tiddles and she said that was a good name for her husband as well

I don't understand any of this. Are you from Connecticut? (did I spell that right?) Anyway, my son Skeeter has pledged to keep his fiance's virginity intact until Jesus tells him that the time is right to bring a new little Christian warrior into the world. Skeeter says the best place to find a chaste woman is at the Roller Derby.

[ken from norwich]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

my sister,s husband ran of with a barman but she told me not to talk about it so i won,t also she got a cat instead as well and called it tiddles and she said that was a good name for her husband as well

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Without revealing too much about my personal life on the internets, I will just say that I and Mrs. Bob waited a very respectable amount of time after our wedding before touching each other.

But how did you make sure she was a virgin? One of a man's duties at marriage is to inspect his new property!

What will you do if you wait five years, then discover she's not a virgin? She'll be able to claim that you had your way with her during your marriage!

While marrying for sex is not a detestable act, there are other purposes for marriage besides intercourse.

The creation of new Christian soldiers, and . . . um . . . creation of MORE Christian soldiers!

Why would you not want to begin raising up Christian soldiers from day one? The sooner they're born, the sooner they can be learning to handle Daddy's rifle!

Often a marriage provides a useful helper for the man to have around the house. Somebody to cook and clean while he is away doing the LORD's work.

Rosa does that for me. She costs a lot less than a wife, friend.