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  • Talitha
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by Miss April View Post
    Nobody wants Hear about your pointless times with a women Go somewhere else You troll
    Don't worry Miss April. If this Hellbound Lezbeen keeps this up she will be banned and cast into eternal damnation

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  • Miss April
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
    I'm not a lesbian. Why would you assume I am? Just because I enjoy sex and have other opinions than you?
    Sure you are not I Don't belive that for 1 second good try tho

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  • Miss April
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
    *sigh* 15 years of "pointless sex" and I'm still straight as an arrow (and not about to change).
    Nobody wants Hear about your pointless times with a women Go somewhere else You troll

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  • MissEnema
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
    I really don't want to hear about your lesbian encounters with nubile women!
    I'm not a lesbian. Why would you assume I am? Just because I enjoy sex and have other opinions than you?

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  • Tertius The Scribe
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
    *sigh* 15 years of "pointless sex" and I'm still straight as an arrow (and not about to change).
    I really don't want to hear about your lesbian encounters with nubile women! God will smite you for your carpetmunching ways!

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  • MissEnema
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by Tertius The Scribe View Post
    Pointless sex creates and is for homersexuals!
    *sigh* 15 years of "pointless sex" and I'm still straight as an arrow (and not about to change).

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  • Tertius The Scribe
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by MissEmma View Post
    O Really? Then why did he make it so much fun
    God did not! Mankind did!

    Romans 1:18-32: "18-For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; 19-Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them. 20-For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: 21-Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. 22-Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, 23-And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. 24-Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: *25-Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. 26-For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 27-And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 28-And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 29-Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers, 30-Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, 31-Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 32-Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them."

    See! Pointless sex creates and is for homersexuals!

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  • MissEnema
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
    God gave us the act of sexual intercouse simply to reproduce and produce soldiers of Christ. It is not just some past time used to pleasure one another!
    O Really? Then why did he make it so much fun

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  • Ebenezer Wright
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by IAmTheSonOfGod View Post
    I understand people who don't have sex before marriage and so on but why continue not having sex afterwards?

    Surely the couple have fulfilled their obligation to God and can have sex and reproduce without it being a sin?

    However, in response to the thread title, all I know is, on my honeymoon, I will do my newly wedded wife until her box caves in.
    God gave us the act of sexual intercouse simply to reproduce and produce soldiers of Christ. It is not just some past time used to pleasure one another!

    We don't need to hear anything about "boxes" caving in on this Christian forum bub. Unless this "box" is caving in from you overloading it with donations going to the Church.

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  • Fisherman
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    Well said, Sir. Well said, indeed.

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  • IAmTheSonOfGod
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    I understand people who don't have sex before marriage and so on but why continue not having sex afterwards?

    Surely the couple have fulfilled their obligation to God and can have sex and reproduce without it being a sin?

    However, in response to the thread title, all I know is, on my honeymoon, I will do my newly wedded wife until her box caves in.

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  • eliot mayfield
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    A cooker is British for a stove. In American English a person is a chef, or a cook. So you don't even know English, yet you have had some learning. But you have never read the Bible.

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  • Meek and Humble
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
    Yeah, Claire, they are so retarded that they think biology is pornography.

    eliot, if I do like Nascar, or skiing, why not?

    My knowledge should not be based only on real life contact.

    I don't need mechanic to know about cars. I don't need to be a computer engineer to install a program or install new hardware. I don't need to be a cooker to know how to cook.
    We did not say you need to be a theologian, either. But to engage in any meaningful discussion about cars, computer engineering or gastronomy, you would have to have a basic understanding of those things from having studied them. Otherwise, why should I trust anything you say about it?

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  • Meek and Humble
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    Originally posted by Claire View Post
    Actually, women ovulate PRIOR to menstruating. In fact, if reproduction is your goal, it's when your wife is ovulating that you WANT to have sex. Ovulation is when a woman releases an egg from her ovaries; menstruation occurs about 14 days after ovulation.
    I didn't say anything about menstruation

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  • Claire
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    Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

    Originally posted by BrotherSoul View Post
    The bible is not a proof of God's existence.
    Agreed.

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