[J_Deleurme]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

After all, only by having sex with a virgin can we men hope to cure ourselves of AIDS.

yours in Christ,
Buford

Hate to break it to ya bud but AIDS is a blood disease meanign you don't need to have sex to get it and it is passed on to children.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

You shouldn't have had that done to yourself. In the Bible, when Onan tried a more primitive form of what your are trying to accomplish (he spilled his seed on the ground rather than inside the woman to impregnate her) God killed him. I mean instantaneously just struck Onan down dead. Now, God obviously has had more mercy on you, so you need to get that nauseating procedure reversed ASAP.

[EZra M]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Sex for pleasure is wrong. Period. The only reason God made feel OK was to ensure it would happen. I do not think you have to have sex on the honeymoon. I feel once you are married, there is a period of time you need to 'test drive' the wife, make sure she is a good woman, behaves and does not need a lot of straightening out. Then consummate the marriage to produce offspring to do Gods work and help with the chores.

I have had a Vasectomy procedure done, according to your belief, should I refrain from sexual relations with my wife? How?

[James Hutchins]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Sex for pleasure is wrong. Period. The only reason God made feel OK was to ensure it would happen. I do not think you have to have sex on the honeymoon. I feel once you are married, there is a period of time you need to 'test drive' the wife, make sure she is a good woman, behaves and does not need a lot of straightening out. Then consummate the marriage to produce offspring to do Gods work and help with the chores.

[Mad Prophet Helmholtz]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

And how do you know that Jesus went his entire life without so much as glancing at his "naughty" parts? Were you there? He was a child at one time, and children are curious. He did have a human body and humans need to eat and drink therfore they need to perform all the necessary bodily functions, right?

You are sadly mistaken, sir. While Jesus had a human body, he was MORE THAN HUMAN, so why do you think he would do depraved human actions like fiddling with his ding dong? He was a child at one time, yes, but he was more than a child.

SPACESHIP JESUS IS MAN AND GOD AND MACHINE. In his human form he appears as "Astronaut Jesus" and in his spacecraft form "Spaceship Jesus". ALL SPACETIME, MATTER, AND ANTI-MATTER EMANATE FROM A KALEIDOSCOPIC SPHERE EXISTENCE-CREATION DRIVE DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF SPACESHIP JESUS'S ENGINE ROOM.

So tell me, if we are discussing such a Divinity, why would he be doing the same lowly things of corporeal human temptation?

[ZuluWarrior]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

So you've been abstaining from all sexual activity since you hit puberty and now you're getting married. Of course you're looking forward to using your marriage to serve the LORD and make baby Christians.

But before you rush through the wedding service to get to the honeymoon, ask yourself this: Are you really ready to have s-e-x?

You've been abstaining all this time. Why stop now? You're going to be spending the rest of your life with this person, right? Would it not be depraved to just rush into the physical relations?

JESUS went His entire life on Earth without so much as glancing at His naughty parts, and He would be most pleased if you could demonstrate the same kind of commitment to purity.

I'm new here and this just happened to be the first thread I saw, so here's my take on this.

Dear Bob4God,
You'd best give your wife some loveing on the honeymoon, to not would be setting the stage for a very, very rocky marriage. Do you want her to think you are not man enough for her? You'd best prove to her that you are the man she thought you were by loveing her all night and every night, and a good part of the day, during the honeymoon.This will bond you to each other. My wife and I have been married for 13 years and we are still on our honeymoon.

And how do you know that Jesus went his entire life without so much as glancing at his "naughty" parts? Were you there? He was a child at one time, and children are curious. He did have a human body and humans need to eat and drink therfore they need to perform all the necessary bodily functions, right?

Bob, you need to get a grip on reality.

[Nobar King]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

That is just not appropriate for a church forum. Also, the crazy clown avatar is giving me nightmares.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

What are you babbling about? Sex is necessary to produce more soldiers for Christ.
But sex outside of marriage is a sin. Even in marriage, for any reason other than to have a baby and not between a husband and a wife, meaning a man and a woman, is wrong.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

1 Corinthians 7:1Now concerning the things whereof ye wrote unto me: It is good for a man not to touch a woman. 2Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.
3Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
4The wife hath not power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife.
5Defraud ye not one the other, except it be with consent for a time, that ye may give yourselves to fasting and prayer; and come together again, that Satan tempt you not for your incontinency.
6But I speak this by permission, and not of commandment.
7For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that.
8I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
9But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn.


Here, Paul recommends to avoid having sex, but if you can't control yourself, get married. So the answer to your question is yes.

[yingtang]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

In your case I'd say no. You're obviously some sort of mongoloid, and a self-confessed race-traitor to boot. You certainly aren't a Christian. The world doesn't need any more mongrel bastards running around.

And kindly stop your filthy ranting and raving about teenaged lust. This is a Christian forum.

Moderator. I point out that there I am not ranting about teenage lust. I am asking an important religious question I would like to know the answer to.
If find your insults pointless. But continue if you would like. Its what Jesus would do right?

And by saying in 'my case no' you mean in other cases okay? Primarly mainstream cases for you guys? So i am confused. You concede lust is a sin correct? You agree want of sex is lust and that marrying someone for want of sex is therefore lust and therefore a sin? But thats okay ?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

how about you sir? Marrying a girl for sex okay? Is that lust?

In your case I'd say no. You're obviously some sort of mongoloid, and a self-confessed race-traitor to boot. You certainly aren't a Christian. The world doesn't need any more mongrel bastards running around.

And kindly stop your filthy ranting and raving about teenaged lust. This is a Christian forum.

[yingtang]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Even Dirty Harry doesn't talk like that.

how about you sir? Marrying a girl for sex okay? Is that lust?

[Nobar King]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

Even Dirty Harry doesn't talk like that.

[yingtang]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

You're asking a woman who can't remember getting impregnated SIX TIMES this question?

Yes. Say i want to have sex with this girl. Can I tell her dad to get us married so I can have sex with her?

Isn't that lust?
Isn't that a sin?

Do you say its okay to marry for lust? Point Blank. Yes or no.
Is Marry a girl for sex lust? Point Blank. Yes or No.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You don't HAVE to do 'it' on the honeymoon

However do you condone what I originally came here to talk about? The marriage for lust? That seems ignored?

You're asking a woman who can't remember getting impregnated SIX TIMES this question?