[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

God never not once hit a woman,

God once drowned the entire population of all lands on earth except for one family and as many animals as they could get onto the Ark. God routinely ordered genocide. God will send billions to hell.

He believes in equality.

Book, chapter, and verse, please.

Its a sin to kill.

...unless God commands it, which He routinely has.

[BNPrep]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

Satan is painting it this way...do you not see?

As these men and yourself have not given yourself to the love of Jesus Christ & the Holy Sprit your views are poisoned by Satans will that still consumes you.

It takes greatter ineer strength to come to Jesus the to repel him because it means you will have to STOP your sinful lust for same sex relationships.

If you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to your
mountain, "MOVE!" and it WILL move... and NOTHING will be
impossible for YOU!
- Matthew 17:20

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

Satan is painting it this way...do you not see?

As these men and yourself have not given yourself to the love of Jesus Christ & the Holy Sprit your views are poisoned by Satans will that still consumes you.

It takes greatter ineer strength to come to Jesus the to repel him because it means you will have to STOP your sinful lust for same sex relationships.

If you have faith as a grain of mustard seed, you will say to your
mountain, "MOVE!" and it WILL move... and NOTHING will be
impossible for YOU!
- Matthew 17:20

Dear English Nazi;

Here at God's favorite church, we stick with the one true Bible, the KJV1611 Authorized Version. What you were trying to say was:

Matthew 17:20 And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

Kindly follow God's Holy Word when posting here. If you are interested in understanding how to tell which Bible version is the actual, literal Word of God, please take a look at THIS old sermon of mine

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

This is a big step forward!

However, the biggest step forward will be when gay marriage is legal in all the bible belt. I don't see that happening for quite some time - a lot of the people there still carry pitchforks and torches.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

This is a big step forward!

However, the biggest step forward will be when gay marriage is legal in all the bible belt. I don't see that happening for quite some time - a lot of the people there still carry pitchforks and torches.

How else do you expect our farm folk to clear fields for the next crop?

Hire thousands of Mexicans to go out and clear all the thatch from the first crop of the season by hand?

Field burning is far more efficient.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

How else do you expect our farm folk to clear fields for the next crop?

Yes, because that's ALL you'd have in mind with those pitchforks and torches!

Hire thousands of Mexicans to go out and clear all the thatch from the first crop of the season by hand?

I doubt such people would want to hire anyone....and have to pay them minimum wage..

Field burning is far more efficient.

But is that all you'd be thinking of burning, hmm?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

Mrs. Van Headlice, I thought you said that you were married to a man. Why, then, do you cheer on your own persecution?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

Supporting gay marriage isn't persecuting straight marriage.

I support gay marriage because I had the right to marry the one I love. So does every straight couple. Why shouldn't gays get the same?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

Gays have the right to marry someone of the opposite sex, same as everyone...

[Tertius The Scribe]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

Supporting gay marriage isn't persecuting straight marriage.

I support gay marriage because I had the right to marry the one I love. So does every straight couple. Why shouldn't gays get the same?

Because The Bible says not to! How many times does it take for you pagans to learn that simple fact that God detests fags and fag-enablers?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

Supporting gay marriage isn't persecuting straight marriage.

I support gay marriage because I had the right to marry the one I love. So does every straight couple. Why shouldn't gays get the same?

So you're saying that you want to marry satan?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

So you're saying that you want to marry satan?

I won't even bother asking how you came to that conclusion. 1+1 doesn't equal 72, Zekey....for what I meant was.....oh, forget it. Yes. Yes I want to marry him and have his babies. Sheesh.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

I won't even bother asking how you came to that conclusion. 1+1 doesn't equal 72, Zekey....for what I meant was.....oh, forget it. Yes. Yes I want to marry him and have his babies. Sheesh.

A-HA!!! I knew it!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

I see that sarcasm is lost on you, Zeke dear, hmm?

[Non-believing She-male]

Re: Gay marriages... now in Iowa!

This is a big step forward!

However, the biggest step forward will be when gay marriage is legal in all the bible belt. I don't see that happening for quite some time - a lot of the people there still carry pitchforks and torches.

No kidding! I think here in Oklahoma, it's the only state where you can actually arrest someone for performing a same sex marriage. Ass backwards politicians *grumble*.....

Then again, I know a few people who have actually gotten around loopholes to get gay marriages. I know a lesbian couple who actually are going to Iowa to get married soon