[Lorraine]

Re: HELP! I need advice. Ladies ONLY!

Forgot to mention that I kill the critters myself.

[SUV]

Re: HELP! I need advice. Ladies ONLY!

Forgot to mention that I kill the critters myself.

Did you come here to Kill Sister Victory's nice, Romantic thread, Dead?

[Larry Lee]

Re: HELP! I need advice. Ladies ONLY!

So overall our evening went well. I don't think I scared him away.

I have to say I'm sorry I missed the opportunity to share with you my concerns beforehand, Victory, but I'm very glad your date went well.

OK. An attractive gal, such as yourself, can't be too careful when going on a date. So, please do yourself a favor. The next time your bacon-eatin' guy comes over, you MUST promise me you'll confront him, and verify that he's wearing his Landover Thorn in the Flesh™ Paul Buster®. If he says no, you just tell him there's no way you'll be going anywhere with him, until he puts his on. Be firm! Don't let him sweet talk you into thinking a True Christian™ gentleman would even consider going out with a lady, without having his Paul Buster® locked and loaded.

The Paul Buster® has an interesting history. Mother Glendora originally fashioned it for Skeeter. But then, when Pastor Al and Landover Marketing saw what a True Christian™ devise it was, they marketed it to Liberty Baptist University, which, naturally, emblazoned it with their logo -- and Praise God, each year Liberty distributes a Paul Buster® to every incoming male Freshman.