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  • Ishmael
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    • Jun 2009
    • 11
    #16
    Re: Wedding Reception Menu Ideas for the Richards!

    Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
    I could bring something along to but I am afraid it would just go to waste. I could bring some traditional British fayre, sauage rolls always go down well

    I believe these fine American folk refer to sausage rolls as "franks in jackets". The frank being a reference to the German frankfurter sausage or “wurst”. Whether that is common across the states, I don't know. I know the American members of my unit (friends and colleagues all, and not a finer group of men to watch your back) refer to them as such.

    I would like to wish the happy couple every happiness for the future, may their children be healthy and their life together rewarding and happy. God Bless.
    "For thou shalt worship no other god: for the LORD, whose name is
    Jealous, is a jealous God"

    Exodus C34 P14

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453
        #17
        Re: Wedding Reception Menu Ideas for the Richards!

        We call those "Pigs in a blanket". I know Pastor Zeke is fond of the foot longs you get at ball parks which are the same thing only much bigger and juicier.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • Rev. Jim Osborne
            True Christian™ Televangelist
            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2009
            • 8622
            #18
            Re: Wedding Reception Menu Ideas for the Richards!

            Originally posted by Widow Green View Post
            I could bring something along to but I am afraid it would just go to waste. I could bring some traditional British fayre, sauage rolls always go down well
            I don't know if it was stated, but you are invited to the wedding, however you are not allowed to bring any food or handle any food. You've already poisoned your last two husbands, let's not wipe out half of the Landover congregation.

            Now, moving on, let's not forget our beloved dogs! I don't think I've ever been to a wedding or a reception where dogs weren't present. Now, we can't give them people food because we risk giving our canine companions stomach ailments, so this is why I've ordered a SPECIAL TREAT for our pooch partners: Bully Sticks!

            Bully Sticks are 100% all natural dog treats, 100% digestible and low in fat. Bully Sticks are better for your dog than rawhide chews. Bully Sticks are an excellent way to reduce tartar build up. Bully Sticks are also a great way to satisfy your dogs desire to chew!

            Bully Sticks are 100% Bull penises, Not a tendon, and not processed meat strips. Bully Sticks are dried, lightly smoked or natural flavor and delivered to your door. We never try to hide what they are by giving them little cute names.

            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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              • SUV
                True Christian™ Princess
                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027
                #19
                Re: Wedding Reception Menu Ideas for the Richards!

                Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                Bully Sticks are 100% Bull penises, Not a tendon, and not processed meat strips. Bully Sticks are dried, lightly smoked or natural flavor and delivered to your door. We never try to hide what they are by giving them little cute names.
                Do Doggies get 'Prairie Oysters' for Dessert, Reverend?

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