[James Dewitt]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

James, I hear the future Mrs. Dewitt is an excellent driver, excellent driver.....

She is at that, having a bit of a problem with the speed limit. Maybe its just the car. Ofc Don liked it. She is quite comfortable and a lot of leg room in the back seat..

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

I would have thought in keeping with your image you would have your own car, or was it not really a present for the future Ms Dewitt?

I do have my own car. 2009 Porsche Carrera gt. Nice car, not a lot of storage. If you are nice I might let you look at it

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

I hope she likes the 2010 Zeppelin, in royal blue as am engagement present.

Hey Pasta Boy, I drive it too. Or do you think I should drive a YUGO, seriously, I do have an image to keep.

I would have thought in keeping with your image you would have your own car, or was it not really a present for the future Ms Dewitt?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

James, I hear the future Mrs. Dewitt is an excellent driver, excellent driver.....

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Hey Pasta Boy, I drive it too. Or do you think I should drive a YUGO, seriously, I do have an image to keep.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Sure would Freddie. Those appliances I showed you are tried and true machines, will out last the wife. I still have the same machines at the Hutchins plantation and am on my 3rd wife. Lets' see some yellow gook slant samsung Junk last that long!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Obviously you have never pulled an all nighter with Brother Dewitt. Not one to point fingers (as I am just as guilty) but I saw skid marks longer than those made by my Kenworth. The new little lady will need all the help she can get. My gift suggestion is all about making it easier on her.

James really would the wife of a man who give her one of these (in royal blue) as an engagement present

need such things?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Pasta boy you are on very thin ice, best be careful that parable is going to be my wife!

Oh that is a change of plan is it not? I understood you were going to wed the nice Ms Wintersnow. I would not have put you down as Lisa H's type.
Mmm I best take that the gift back as I don't think I want to give Lisa one.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

I would have thought that a person of Mr Dewitt's stature would have all the home appliances anyone could want, and the help to operate them, hence my choice of something more usual.

Obviously you have never pulled an all nighter with Brother Dewitt. Not one to point fingers (as I am just as guilty) but I saw skid marks longer than those made by my Kenworth. The new little lady will need all the help she can get. My gift suggestion is all about making it easier on her. You'd probalby want her to use this:


and this:


Opps, sorry about that, those are my missus's unmentionables....

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Oh BIG really, being one that clams to study the kjv1611 collected fairy tales I would have thought you would understand the concept of a parable. I am not saying that the sister in question consumes intoxicating beverages and removes her clothes, I am saying she is like a character in a parable.

Pasta boy you are on very thin ice, best be careful that parable is going to be my wife!

[the true]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Whoop dee freakin' doo! ANOTHER newer, younger member gets married and I'm still single.

Consider this my RSVP: NO, I won't be attending the wedding! I'm sure I'll be in some God-forsaken hellhole with one of the danged Pastors anyway, while they save souls and I sit around watching the danged plane!

maybe thats because yoou are creepy, unappealing, annoying, crazy, ugly, stupid, and apart of this church?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Thank you Big, the pasta freak was getting on my last nerve. He thinks that something sinister happened to my ex-wife, not that the slut did not deserve it. The last time I saw her was months ago, she ran off with a couple of field hands.

And yes we would love to have a good dog. I have a crew building a 25' x25 ' kennel. Is that large enough?I am not much for an inside dog, how big of dog house is needed, should I heat it in the winter? The only dog that I ever owned was a poodle( It was my ex wife's), the little thing did not weight more that 15 or 20 lbs. It slept in bed with my ex-wife. Maybe I better get a book on Rottweilers.

My dogs are classified as medium sized Rottweilers (100 lbs or so). If they're going to be strictly outside then no they shouldn't need a heated kennel, as long as it's well insulated. I'll need to speak with you and Sister Phoebe as to what kind of dog you want and what kind of training you want. 25X25 is fine as long as he gets out for exercise daily. Also you will need to do bonding with him so that he knows you're part of his pack.

If you want a good resource on my type of Rottweiler contact the USRC Most books out there are about "pet Rottweilers" or as I call them teddy-rotts (Rottweiler body, Golden Retriever brain). Don't worry, I am always available for anyone who owns one of my dogs.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Oh BIG really, being one that clams to study the kjv1611 collected fairy tales I would have thought you would understand the concept of a parable. I am not saying that the sister in question consumes intoxicating beverages and removes her clothes, I am saying she is like a character in a parable.
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It is in an attempt to stop HER from derailing any thread I post in, which she has been doing over and over again with the same tired line, hence earning herself the title you have taken exception to me using for her, that I have taken to now only replying to her in her introduction thread, something she has chosen not to reply to.

Now as for my gift it Ms Wintersnow say she would not have a use for it I will replace it, I have of course for such and expensive present kept the receipted invoice.

Now as you say back to the topic in hand, I hope she has arrived safely, I must admit to some concern that she has yet dropped by to let everyone know she is safe and well, but I also understand she may have more important things on her mind right now.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

Evil? No. Stupid? Yes. Nothing like giving a gift that's going to end up at the next Church swap meet.

As far as going off topic, you derail every thread you go into and personally I find it annoying. We can't discuss anything without you derailing and calling our good Sisters "drunken strippers" (how dare you, if I had the capability to punch through TCP/IP I would).

I offered a dog, and you have to give your opinion of it being a bad present. The only reason I can think of that is that you didn't want to meet up with him during some stalking or something. Brother Dewitt has said he is not interested, but if Sister Phebe wants it then it's her decision, NOT YOURS! If they don't want the dog, then Seth and I will find something else that they would prefer. Unlike you, I try not to give unwanted presents.

Anyway, back to the original reason for this thread. Congratulations again to Mr and the future Mrs Dewitt. I pray for all the blessings on you and I can't wait to get the details of when and where all the festivities will be happening.

Thank you Big, the pasta freak was getting on my last nerve. He thinks that something sinister happened to my ex-wife, not that the slut did not deserve it. The last time I saw her was months ago, she ran off with a couple of field hands.

And yes we would love to have a good dog. I have a crew building a 25' x25 ' kennel. Is that large enough?I am not much for an inside dog, how big of dog house is needed, should I heat it in the winter? The only dog that I ever owned was a poodle( It was my ex wife's), the little thing did not weight more that 15 or 20 lbs. It slept in bed with my ex-wife. Maybe I better get a book on Rottweilers.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

I have mealy been responding to those who seem to think my gift is evil and have some reason why they think Ms Wintersnow should not own such a thing.

Evil? No. Stupid? Yes. Nothing like giving a gift that's going to end up at the next Church swap meet.

As far as going off topic, you derail every thread you go into and personally I find it annoying. We can't discuss anything without you derailing and calling our good Sisters "drunken strippers" (how dare you, if I had the capability to punch through TCP/IP I would).

I offered a dog, and you have to give your opinion of it being a bad present. The only reason I can think of that is that you didn't want to meet up with him during some stalking or something. Brother Dewitt has said he is not interested, but if Sister Phebe wants it then it's her decision, NOT YOURS! If they don't want the dog, then Seth and I will find something else that they would prefer. Unlike you, I try not to give unwanted presents.

Anyway, back to the original reason for this thread. Congratulations again to Mr and the future Mrs Dewitt. I pray for all the blessings on you and I can't wait to get the details of when and where all the festivities will be happening.