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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #91
    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    Oh BIG really, being one that clams to study the kjv1611 collected fairy tales I would have thought you would understand the concept of a parable. I am not saying that the sister in question consumes intoxicating beverages and removes her clothes, I am saying she is like a character in a parable.

    Pasta boy you are on very thin ice, best be careful that parable is going to be my wife!

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #92
      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      I would have thought that a person of Mr Dewitt's stature would have all the home appliances anyone could want, and the help to operate them, hence my choice of something more usual.
      Obviously you have never pulled an all nighter with Brother Dewitt. Not one to point fingers (as I am just as guilty) but I saw skid marks longer than those made by my Kenworth. The new little lady will need all the help she can get. My gift suggestion is all about making it easier on her. You'd probalby want her to use this:


      and this:


      Opps, sorry about that, those are my missus's unmentionables....
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #93
        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Pasta boy you are on very thin ice, best be careful that parable is going to be my wife!
        Oh that is a change of plan is it not? I understood you were going to wed the nice Ms Wintersnow. I would not have put you down as Lisa H's type.
        Mmm I best take that the gift back as I don't think I want to give Lisa one.
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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #94
          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Obviously you have never pulled an all nighter with Brother Dewitt. Not one to point fingers (as I am just as guilty) but I saw skid marks longer than those made by my Kenworth. The new little lady will need all the help she can get. My gift suggestion is all about making it easier on her.
          James really would the wife of a man who give her one of these (in royal blue) as an engagement present

          need such things?
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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #95
            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

            Sure would Freddie. Those appliances I showed you are tried and true machines, will out last the wife. I still have the same machines at the Hutchins plantation and am on my 3rd wife. Lets' see some yellow gook slant samsung Junk last that long!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • James Dewitt
              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
              • Jan 2010
              • 6267

              #96
              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

              Hey Pasta Boy, I drive it too. Or do you think I should drive a YUGO, seriously, I do have an image to keep.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #97
                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                James, I hear the future Mrs. Dewitt is an excellent driver, excellent driver.....
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #98
                  Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  I hope she likes the 2010 Zeppelin, in royal blue as am engagement present.
                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Hey Pasta Boy, I drive it too. Or do you think I should drive a YUGO, seriously, I do have an image to keep.
                  I would have thought in keeping with your image you would have your own car, or was it not really a present for the future Ms Dewitt?
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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #99
                    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    I would have thought in keeping with your image you would have your own car, or was it not really a present for the future Ms Dewitt?

                    I do have my own car. 2009 Porsche Carrera gt. Nice car, not a lot of storage. If you are nice I might let you look at it
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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #100
                      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      James, I hear the future Mrs. Dewitt is an excellent driver, excellent driver.....
                      She is at that, having a bit of a problem with the speed limit. Maybe its just the car. Ofc Don liked it. She is quite comfortable and a lot of leg room in the back seat..

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #101
                        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                        Here is something for the happy couple

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                        • Sister Charli
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                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #102
                          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Here is something for the happy couple

                          How sweet of you to make them that little video.

                          But it will be The Lord God blessing their union and not the soggy noodle.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
                            • 6339

                            #103
                            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                            Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post

                            How sweet of you to make them that little video.

                            But it will be The Lord God blessing their union and not the soggy noodle.
                            Now now Charli stop trying to high-jack this topic and turn it into a discussion about the nature of God.

                            I only wish I had more pictures of the happy couple so I did the best with the pictures I had. If they would like to use the music at the wedding it is a track called "Our Wedding" from "Creative Recording And Sound Services"
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                            • Sister Charli
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                              • Jun 2010
                              • 1590

                              #104
                              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Now now Charli stop trying to high-jack this topic and turn it into a discussion about the nature of God.
                              How is that a hijack? God will bless the union between Sister Phebe and Mr Dewitt. Full stop. End of conversation.

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              I only wish I had more pictures of the happy couple so I did the best with the pictures I had. If they would like to use the music at the wedding it is a track called "Our Wedding" from "Creative Recording And Sound Services"
                              Shocking music for a wedding Mr PastaBoy. How many times did she say "Don't be untrue to me"!? As if that needs to be said. Vows before God are surely more meaningful than silly lyrics.

                              Give honor to marriage, and remain faithful to one another in marriage. God will surely judge people who are immoral and those who commit adultery. Hebrews 13:4
                              2 Chronicles 7:14
                              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070

                                #105
                                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                                Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
                                How is that a hijack? God will bless the union between Sister Phebe and Mr Dewitt. Full stop. End of conversation.


                                Shocking music for a wedding Mr PastaBoy. How many times did she say "Don't be untrue to me"!? As if that needs to be said. Vows before God are surely more meaningful than silly lyrics.

                                Give honor to marriage, and remain faithful to one another in marriage. God will surely judge people who are immoral and those who commit adultery. Hebrews 13:4
                                I think Noodle man is jealous that Mr Dewitt won sister Phebe's heart.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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