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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #121
    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

    Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
    Its taking a while but she is adjusting. This morning after she fixed my breakfast, she said have a good Friday, did the dishes and feel asleep at the table. I just laid her down in her bed for a nap.
    @ Chari, what the heck is Vegemite, I think that is what the stuff is called? Phebe has been putting it on my toast every day, and I am quite sure that I don't care for it.
    I hope after the case of it is gone that no one ever makes it again. Maybe it will just disappear from the kitchen.
    That is so sweet of you Brother James in helping Sister Phebe. My mother used used to have a very hard time adjusting. Sometimes it would it take her a few week before things got better for her.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #122
      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      @ Charli, what the heck is Vegemite, I think that is what the stuff is called? Phebe has been putting it on my toast every day, and I am quite sure that I don't care for it.
      I hope after the case of it is gone that no one ever makes it again. Maybe it will just disappear from the kitchen.
      Hahahaha.

      Vegemite is good for you Brother James. It is high in vitamin B which (I am told) is good for sperm production.

      It is a love potion from God for producing little soldiers of Christ.

      I am a little shocked that Sister Phebe is feeding you up with it before you are married tho.

      I hope that it does not make you ummmm ... well .... you know !!!

      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #123
        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        @ Chari, what the heck is Vegemite, I think that is what the stuff is called? Phebe has been putting it on my toast every day, and I am quite sure that I don't care for it.
        I hope after the case of it is gone that no one ever makes it again. Maybe it will just disappear from the kitchen.
        It is very high in salt, I hope you do not have any problems with your blood pressure, personally I prefer Marmite. But it depends what you grew up with, in my household we have both.
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        • Sister Charli
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 1590

          #124
          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          This morning after she fixed my breakfast, she said have a good Friday, did the dishes and feel asleep at the table.
          Today is only Thursday!
          2 Chronicles 7:14
          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #125
            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            Hahahaha.

            Vegemite is good for you Brother James. It is high in vitamin B which (I am told) is good for sperm production.

            It is a love potion from God for producing little soldiers of Christ.

            I am a little shocked that Sister Phebe is feeding you up with it before you are married tho.

            I hope that it does not make you ummmm ... well .... you know !!!


            Well if it will add to the production of children, I will eat it. I don't like it but I will eat it. Is a side affect a stiff err never mind.

            Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
            Today is only Thursday!
            See what I mean, she is a day off. Phebe is much better this morning she slept very well. I think she was tired after shopping in Chicago all day for a wedding dress.

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            • Sister Charli
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 1590

              #126
              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Well if it will add to the production of children, I will eat it. I don't like it but I will eat it. Is a side affect a stiff err never mind.
              I have absolutely no idea what you were about to say here Mr Dewitt so I asked Daddy and he said the answer is "yes". I hope that means something to you.
              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              See what I mean, she is a day off. Phebe is much better this morning she slept very well. I think she was tired after shopping in Chicago all day for a wedding dress.
              WooHooooo how terribly exciting for Sister Phebe. Oh oh oh a True Christian(tm) Landover wedding. I am soooo excited I almost wet myself.
              2 Chronicles 7:14
              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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              • Benedict A. Davis
                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 3900

                #127
                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                Brother James after the wedding we might need to talk about a marketing venture that has come to me reading these recent posts. This might give you an idea where I am heading.
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                What do you think?
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • Sister Charli
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1590

                  #128
                  Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                  Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                  Brother James after the wedding we might need to talk about a marketing venture that has come to me reading these recent posts. This might give you an idea where I am heading.

                  What do you think?
                  Daddy and I think you are on to a good thing here Brother B.A.D.

                  We have always felt uncomfortable supporting something so black ... niggra .... sinful .... evil ..... goth food.

                  A white/light shaded paste that tasted the same (and had the same "qualities" that Brother James has already experienced!) would be much more acceptable and appealing.
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • Benedict A. Davis
                    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 3900

                    #129
                    Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                    Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                    Daddy and I think you are on to a good thing here Brother B.A.D.

                    We have always felt uncomfortable supporting something so black ... niggra .... sinful .... evil ..... goth food.

                    A white/light shaded paste that tasted the same (and had the same "qualities" that Brother James has already experienced!) would be much more acceptable and appealing.
                    Some middle age males will have some product identity with the little blue jar, especially if we could get a picture of Bob Dole eating it. He doesn't seem to be too busy these days.
                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #130
                      Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                      Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                      especially if we could get a picture of Bob Dole eating it.
                      Bad marketing ploy Brother B.A.D.

                      "Dole" in Oz lingo means some lazy good for nothing layabout that sleeps half the day away, drinks VB beer the rest of the day, watches foxtel and collects a DOLE cheque (unemployment benefit) courtesy of the Australian taxpayer for doing nought.

                      Bob the Builder is probably more marketable than Bob Dole.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • Benedict A. Davis
                        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 3900

                        #131
                        Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Bad marketing ploy Brother B.A.D.

                        "Dole" in Oz lingo means some lazy good for nothing layabout that sleeps half the day away, drinks VB beer the rest of the day, watches foxtel and collects a DOLE cheque (unemployment benefit) courtesy of the Australian taxpayer for doing nought.

                        Bob the Builder is probably more marketable than Bob Dole.
                        Bob Dole is a Great Republican politician who once ran for President and he was the first outspoken supporter of Viagra while campaigning for President of the USA. He is still a mover in the GOP . So when I was speaking of the new marketing ploy He is perfect. Of course if that is OK with your father.
                        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                        • Sister Charli
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1590

                          #132
                          Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                          Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
                          Bob Dole is a Great Republican politician who once ran for President and he was the first outspoken supporter of Viagra while campaigning for President of the USA. He is still a mover in the GOP . So when I was speaking of the new marketing ploy He is perfect. Of course if that is OK with your father.
                          Daddy says it sounds the perfect marketing tool for you blokes up there in the U S of A.

                          Maybe tho, if you wanted to use Mr Bob Dole to advertise Vegemite here in Australia ... Dad recommends he change his surname to Smith.
                          2 Chronicles 7:14
                          14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #133
                            Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                            Hello everyone!

                            Yes I have finally surfaced for more than a few minutes at a time.

                            To stop any more questions, speculation or quandry, I would like to confirm that YES! I did accept James' proposal!

                            Thank you to all who offered congratulations as it was very sweet of you.

                            The BIG DAY approaches fast and soon and there is much to do! James and I have decided that September would be perfect...the actual date is yet to be determined.

                            I will get back to just who we would like in the wedding party a little later...

                            To address a couple of issues though. Sister BIG. Thank you so much for your offer of a gift of one of your wonderful dogs. I would love nothing more to accept this gift.

                            To pastaman.... I don't know what need we would have for that digging thing Sir as I think a pig would do a better job of diggin up Truffles as there would be no risk of bruising them.However, I do appreciate the thought that went behind your offer.

                            Capt Portaway. I am a little saddened that you don't want to attend our nuptials. I do hope you reconsider as we would love nothing more than for you to be there.

                            I couldn't find any dresses in Chicago to my liking, so I have arranged a personal meeting with Vera Wang tomorrow morning and also with Henry Roth tomorrow afternoon. I will have to fly to New York so will also go by Jimmy Choo for some appropriate wedding shoes. I was wondering if perhaps Deaconess Talitha, Sister BTB, Sister Big, Mistress Cookie and also Handmaiden would like to come along and we can make a gals day of it? It is a matter of having to find bridesmaid attire too you know!

                            Please let me know.

                            Sister Phebe.




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #134
                              Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                              Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post

                              To pastaman.... I don't know what need we would have for that digging thing Sir as I think a pig would do a better job of diggin up Truffles as there would be no risk of bruising them.However, I do appreciate the thought that went behind your offer.
                              Dear Ms Winstersnow the device is not for digging, it is to show you what is under the ground, and with such a large property to explore with it there may be many interesting things to discover just under the ground, it could be a wonderful hobby for you.

                              That aside, how was you trip? when did you arrive? have you recovered from the jet lag? What did YOU think of the little video I did you commemorate the event?
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                              • BelieverInGod
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                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #135
                                Re: Sister Phebe said yes!

                                I'm glad you would like one of the dogs, we will need to get together to discuss what you would like, personal protection? Also I prefer to work with the new owner for a couple of weeks and teach the proper commands for the dog. Also the dog needs to be mentally transfered so that it sees you as the leader and not me.

                                As for going to NY, I would love to, but I am so busy getting everything ready for the final move I will have to decline.
                                Drama queen

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