[SUV]

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No problem at all, Sister!

Our Mens are going to just love your Baking - I can tell!

And perhaps with you around we can get the Christmas Eggnog going a little earlier this Season! Snap, Snap, SNAP!

(I just gave you a "Three snaps up in a 'Z' formation)

[ChivasRegal]

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That's a nice recipe, Brother Regal. Mother Glynndie, does this meet with your approval?

Brother, might I ask: Do you ever put any of....yourself, so to speak....into your Baking?

Oh Sister Su! I am a lady.. erm.. not a man. *blush* I have always loved the name, I do realize now that it does sound kind of manly. Hmm, maybe I should change it to something else? I am terribly sorry for the confusion.


*hugs*
Praise be to God!

[SUV]

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Well I myself like a nice "gay" Wedding - just one that doesn't include homer!s.

[Nobar King]

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NO GAY WEDDINGS! OK??? That's all I have to say about that.

[Boring Jerry]

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Did you not notice the after i said that? How conveniently dismissed from your quote.

[SUV]

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Being a "fudge packer" must be horrible indeed.

Recall a Mr Jeffrey Dahmer, a worker for the Ambrosia Candy Co.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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What, "gay" "people" now in our Wedding thread?

That is just so....GAY!!!!!! Now I'll never get Married!

With goings-on like this, no wonder our Government is beginning to slip the bounds of Propriety in these matters.

These are sad times, Sister Sue.

Oh, yeah, I'm totally a "fudge-packer".

Right out of the horse's mouth. He actually had the unmitigated gall to go into the True Christian Singles forum and demand a pure virgin woman so that he could give her HIV. He truly disgusts me.

[Brother Temperance]

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No I don't. I do not believe in him so how would I owe him an apology?

That just means you owe Him an even more contrite apology, for adding the insult of not believing in Him to the injury of whatever sin you committed against Him in the first place! Why do you hate Him so much if you don't even believe in Him?

[SUV]

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What, "gay" "people" now in our Wedding thread?

That is just so....GAY!!!!!! Now I'll never get Married!

With goings-on like this, no wonder our Government is beginning to slip the bounds of Propriety in these matters.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Vayhr: Oh, yeah, I'm totally a "fudge-packer". That's why I made a thread in the singles section asking for girls.

Right, the 18 year old who lives with his mommy and daddy and manages a restaurant that does not exist... Right. Making fake threads in that section make you look even more gay than you are.

And I bet you would know what it's like to be screwed by satan, now wouldn't you?

According to the good pastors there won't be any[...]

I got my info from them during a sermon held a couple of weeks ago. So you are saying the pastors of this church have firsthand experience with Satan's member? That's a very tasteless accusation.

[Boring Jerry]

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Vayhr: Oh, yeah, I'm totally a "fudge-packer". That's why I made a thread in the singles section asking for girls. And I bet you would know what it's like to be screwed by satan, now wouldn't you?

[Glendora Christianson]

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That's a nice recipe, Brother Regal. Mother Glynndie, does this meet with your approval?

Brother, might I ask: Do you ever put any of....yourself, so to speak....into your Baking?

I would use half the amount of fat and I never use Crisco in cookies. The recipe resembles a commercial bakery recipe intended to make cookies that can be frozen and kept in the display but will still be soft. Of course, all of this fat might get you to see Jesus sooner.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Heat doesn't really bother me much.

According to the good pastors there won't be any lube in Hell, fudge packer!!! You faggots think Hell is going to be another day of playing hide the sausage with your boyfriend, but you'll find no perverse enjoyment in Hell. The friction caused by Satan's gynormous tallywhacker alone is estimated to produce temperatures of 11 billion degrees fahrenheit.

[SUV]

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Oh my GOD Mother Glynndie, it's June. IT'S JUNE!!!!!

Will I be Married in a Minute?!

[Boring Jerry]

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Heat doesn't really bother me much.