[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

I'm afraid I have to agree with Vahyr here. Women dream about their weddings from the time they are little girls. When my wife and I got married, she got whatever she wanted. It was her day.

However, I am glad to see that you are planning on skipping all that nonsense about college and careers and settling right down into cranking out babies.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Well I will have my career. I will start a family at the same time. I have always wanted kid's since I was a little girl and I have been planning my wedding since I was a little girl, but he had his mind set. The reason why he cares what kind of wedding he has is because he wants all of hi family to attend. Only his parents my attend if we have any other kind of wedding. Otherwise he would not care what kind of wedding he had.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

Well he is a real man and cares about it. He is not Goth. He is actually what you people would call a normal person and dresses normal. Therefore he is not a homosexual. He wants me to be Christian, but he knows that he cannot change of who I am and leaves me alone about it. So him and I do not discuss religion. I am already happy with the man am marrying him. I am ready to marry him and start a family.

Did you remind him that he isn't a real Christian anyway?

You, on the otherhand, are a genuine shroom smoking, loony toon, shrub humping dingbat. I think your wishes should trump his on the basis that you actually(probably) believe in your Black Book or L. Ron Hubbard collection or sacred tree or J.R. Tolkien story or mystical fairy or whatever the f*ck you get your weirdo fantasy sci-fi veiwpoints from. He doesn't even believe in the Bible. It's akin to an atheist demanding his kid be baptized and taught creationism.

TO HELL WITH THAT FAGGOT'S WISHES

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

Well he is a real man and cares about it. He is not Goth. He is actually what you people would call a normal person and dresses normal. Therefore he is not a homosexual. He wants me to be Christian, but he knows that he cannot change of who I am and leaves me alone about it. So him and I do not discuss religion. I am already happy with the man am marrying him. I am ready to marry him and start a family.

I'm afraid I have to agree with Vahyr here. Women dream about their weddings from the time they are little girls. When my wife and I got married, she got whatever she wanted. It was her day.

However, I am glad to see that you are planning on skipping all that nonsense about college and careers and settling right down into cranking out babies.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

I thought you were banned, Vayhr.

What would give you that idea, Miss D?

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

You could point out to him that there's no point in a Christian wedding seeing as how he isn't a real Christian. If he were, he'd care about what 2 Corinthians 6:15-17 says about Christians marrying non-Christians.

Personally, I'd be surprised if you can find a Christian minister willing to marry a lukewarm Christian to a Wiccan. If you came to my office asking me to perform the ceremony, I'd send you down to the justice of the peace.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

He is already stuck on his decision and I cannot change his mind. I do not want to be married by the justice of the peace. I rather have a wedding and if he wants a Christian wedding I guess he will have his way.

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

You ARE kidding, right? Please tell me you are joking. You're serious? Really? really? really?

What kinda of man gives a flying f*ck about the wedding? It's the chick that is supposed to have dreamed about it and planned it out since her 5th birthday, not the god damned man!!! What a complete and total gaywad.

It's like I have been saying all along...

ALL GOTHS ARE FAGS!!!!

Your fiancée has probably packed more fudge with nuts than Hershey's Almond. And I doubt his sweet tooth is going to rot and fall out anytime soon. By the time it does he'll have already been diagnosed with AIDS, you'll have already contracted it, and you will be on your deathbed following right behind him to the
FRES F HELL . Do you really want to risk getting some VD from that gay bastard?



Besides, Nehemiah 13:25-27 says, "And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves. Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin. Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?"

If you wiccans aren't strange, I don't know what is. No Genuine Christian would ever marry you.

Well he is a real man and cares about it. He is not Goth. He is actually what you people would call a normal person and dresses normal. Therefore he is not a homosexual. He wants me to be Christian, but he knows that he cannot change of who I am and leaves me alone about it. So him and I do not discuss religion. I am already happy with the man am marrying him. I am ready to marry him and start a family.

[JennyD]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

I thought you were banned, Clarabelle.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

That sounds cool. I do not think he would go for that though. He is stubborn when it comes to this issue.

You ARE kidding, right? Please tell me you are joking. You're serious? Really? really? really?

What kinda of man gives a flying f*ck about the wedding? It's the chick that is supposed to have dreamed about it and planned it out since her 5th birthday, not the god damned man!!! What a complete and total gaywad.

It's like I have been saying all along...

ALL GOTHS ARE FAGS!!!!

Your fiancée has probably packed more fudge with nuts than Hershey's Almond. And I doubt his sweet tooth is going to rot and fall out anytime soon. By the time it does he'll have already been diagnosed with AIDS, you'll have already contracted it, and you will be on your deathbed following right behind him to the
FRES F HELL . Do you really want to risk getting some VD from that gay bastard?



Besides, Nehemiah 13:25-27 says, "And I contended with them, and cursed them, and smote certain of them, and plucked off their hair, and made them swear by God, saying, Ye shall not give your daughters unto their sons, nor take their daughters unto your sons, or for yourselves. Did not Solomon king of Israel sin by these things? yet among many nations was there no king like him, who was beloved of his God, and God made him king over all Israel: nevertheless even him did outlandish women cause to sin. Shall we then hearken unto you to do all this great evil, to transgress against our God in marrying strange wives?"

If you wiccans aren't strange, I don't know what is. No Genuine Christian would ever marry you.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

That sounds cool. I do not think he would go for that though. He is stubborn when it comes to this issue.

You could point out to him that there's no point in a Christian wedding seeing as how he isn't a real Christian. If he were, he'd care about what 2 Corinthians 6:15-17 says about Christians marrying non-Christians.

Personally, I'd be surprised if you can find a Christian minister willing to marry a lukewarm Christian to a Wiccan. If you came to my office asking me to perform the ceremony, I'd send you down to the justice of the peace.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

That sounds cool. I do not think he would go for that though. He is stubborn when it comes to this issue.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

I am planning for my wedding. Here are my choices of what kinds of wedding I am wanted : Goth, Native American (since I am 35 % Native), and a Wiccan wedding. However my fiancee wants a traditional Christain wedding. I do not want that. So we are choosing to go with his idea or a justice of the peace wedding.

You could do what we did. We wrote our own wedding ritual, combining elements of my husband's religious traditions and mine, and had a JP make it legal.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: To Paster Billy about Wedding Bells

Well technically he is Protestant.

OK, so he's one of those folks who calls himself a Christian but isn't really saved. In that case, a traditional Christian wedding is probably a bad idea. God actually prefers cold atheists over lukewarm Christians, and a traditional Christian wedding between an lukewarm Christian and a Wiccan would just be mockery.

Why don't y'all just do one of those pagan knot-tying ceremonies? Maybe sometime in the future after you both get saved, you can renew your vows in a real wedding.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

To Paster Billy about Wedding Bells

Paster Billy's Question: Why does he want that? Is he a Christian?

My answer: Well technically he is Protestant.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

However my fiancee wants a traditional Christain wedding.

Why does he want that? Is he a Christian?

[DogSpitAsshatBitch]

Re: Welcome to Wedding Bells!

I am planning for my wedding. Here are my choices of what kinds of wedding I am wanted : Goth, Native American (since I am 35 % Native), and a Wiccan wedding. However my fiancee wants a traditional Christain wedding. I do not want that. So we are choosing to go with his idea or a justice of the peace wedding.