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  • #31
    Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings

    Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
    PS You might want to ask one of our male pastors some of the more gritty questions, but explain first why you are asking or you might get a spanking!
    Mother Glynndie, you'd think that it being gritty would be one of the first clues to those sodomites that they were DOING IT WRONG!!
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    • #32
      Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings

      Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
      There are straight couples who enjoy anal intercourse.
      And many same-sex couples prefer oral to anal intercourse.
      Some straight couples prefer mutual oral to penis/vagina intercourse.

      Should a marriage license application include questions about position/orifice/appendage preferences and only be issued to those who list missionary/tallywacker/cooter as their only method of intercourse?
      And EXACTLY (we want DETAILS) is it that YOU know what OTHER couples do behind closed doors, Missy??
      Do you sit around with your other Hell-bound "friends" discussing those things while eating bon-bons and getting fat and nasty? Marriage is a SACRED bond, which is given by GOD'S good graces!! God would NEVER approve of two weiners knocking each other around or poking in places they do not belong. Taking it up the poop-chute is an ABOMINATION!!!! Seed is to be spilled in a cooter and NOWHERE ELSE!!! It is for procreation, not recreation!
      You need your mouth washed out with soap, Missy!!
      Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
      Jesus is watching you masturbate.

      Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

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      • #33
        Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings

        Originally posted by Sister Rebecca View Post
        And EXACTLY (we want DETAILS) is it that YOU know what OTHER couples do behind closed doors, Missy??
        Do you sit around with your other Hell-bound "friends" discussing those things while eating bon-bons and getting fat and nasty? Marriage is a SACRED bond, which is given by GOD'S good graces!! God would NEVER approve of two weiners knocking each other around or poking in places they do not belong. Taking it up the poop-chute is an ABOMINATION!!!! Seed is to be spilled in a cooter and NOWHERE ELSE!!! It is for procreation, not recreation!
        You need your mouth washed out with soap, Missy!!
        Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

        Amen sister R!! And as for those so-called "straight" people who debase themselves by indulging in the perverted acts of queers, God hates them TOO!

        Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

        Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.


        Also, we are commanded to avoid degenerates of all kind. That's another reason why our Godly church boasts "Unsaved, Unwelcome" in huge letters above our front door! Praise Jesus!!

        1Cor:9-11
        I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
        But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #34
          Re: A Comment on Homosexual We__ings

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Amen sister R!! And as for those so-called "straight" people who debase themselves by indulging in the perverted acts of queers, God hates them TOO!
          Preach it, Pastor! How can God stand those things, when He hates even otherwise normal marital relations when performed during that time of the month?

          Lev. 18:19, 29: Also thou shalt not approach unto a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness. * * * For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit [them] shall be cut off from among their people.

          Lev. 20:18: And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people
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          If you read the entire chapters, you'll see that such activity is lumped in with faggotry. God is very strict about what even married people are allowed to do with their tallywhackers and baby chutes, and if you disobey His perfect law, you're no better than a P Street rump ranger.
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