[Sister Noddy]

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Vayhr has an obsession with tallywhackers, his own being on the substandard size I'm guessing

Oh, so that explains it! teeny weeny size tallywhacker but ...

WARRIOR SIZE!

... ego for the warhost!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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And you know how big he is down there how?

I don't. Hence the words, "I figure...". Learn to read, you uneducated swine. From what Tali has told me about the times shes mistakenly and totally unintentionally mishappened to glance at the members of various males who are of the Landover Baptist "there is no such thing as a female orgasm" crowd, I can confidently assume he is a small fry.

Vayhr has an obsession with tallywhackers,

And yet you are the one who has made multiple comments about my tallywhacker. Do you have cock on the brain?

his own being on the substandard size I'm guessing.

You sound like one of those trailer trash sluts insulting their trailer trash boyfriends on the Jerry Springer Show. They always seem to have small penises after the breakups. Are you by any chance white trash, ma'am?

[SUV]

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Please, y'all, do not Chastise Mr War-Toast so. He is very UP-FRONT for JESUS - and that is where it counts!

Mother Glynndie, I have just read your most excellent and ultra-Godly advice to Brother Percy, and it has caused me to re-think my
Wish to become a June Bride. Ummm.....It can get mighty hot in June, and I would Hate to wilt my Bridal Bouquet.

So maybe instead......October? Maybe even a few decades from now, until this fictional "Global Warming" cools down?

[Buford T Scoggins]

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I heard that in some of them African country, they cut off a woman's pleasure button so just doesn't go running around humping like a dog in heat. Sounds like a good idea to me! Of course, those ACLU communists and homo liberal judges have made it illegal to do that in the US of A!

I also got a question. I've been hearing on Fox News about how the United Nations has been sending condos to Burma and other poor countries to prevent AIDS. I just wanna know what real estate investments got to do with sex-pervert diseases? Do they think that if all those dark races got condominiums instead of grass huts to live in, that they're not gonna fornicate like rabbits? If we want them to stop, we ought to send them saltpeter!

YIC,
Buford