[indeathislife]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

Hello Ladies,

Somewhere someone mentioned tea bagging which sounded fun and gave me a great idea! So I decided to have a Tea Bag Party!! Personally, I love the taste of Earl Gray.

WHEN: Saturday, June 21st 2:00

WHERE: My Place

WHAT TO BRING: Your favorite brand of Tea bags for tasting and trading!

I also think it will be great fun to dress up and wear your fanciest hat!! Winner gets a Variety Pack of Bigalow Teas!

We will also be discussing summer Bridesmaids fashions.

COME HAVE FUN!!!

Does it bother you that Earl Grey is a British tea?

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

I do hope she won't be attired quite that whorishly. Landover teabagging parties are very sober, restrained occasions, and that little goth harlot is showing a quite unbelievable amount of neckbone. For shame!

Indeed I can see your point, Brother Temperance. I have taken her shopping for more appropriately modest attire, suited for attendance at such a GODLY Church Social.

Like this!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

Hello again, you lovely ladies of Landover! Just poking my nose in here to see what's going on.

I believe it was arranged in advance that someone will be meeting my mother at the airport that morning, for the teabagging social? She'll be coming in on the flight from Sin Fran.

She'll be the one in the new bonnet and nifty traveling duds! Like this!



Tip of the headmaster's hat, Godwin

I do hope she won't be attired quite that whorishly. Landover teabagging parties are very sober, restrained occasions, and that little goth harlot is showing a quite unbelievable amount of neckbone. For shame!

[Millia]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

Hello Ladies,

Somewhere someone mentioned tea bagging which sounded fun and gave me a great idea! So I decided to have a Tea Bag Party!! Personally, I love the taste of Earl Gray.

WHEN: Saturday, June 21st 2:00

WHERE: My Place

WHAT TO BRING: Your favorite brand of Tea bags for tasting and trading!

I also think it will be great fun to dress up and wear your fanciest hat!! Winner gets a Variety Pack of Bigalow Teas!

We will also be discussing summer Bridesmaids fashions.

COME HAVE FUN!!!

I think that sounds absolutely delightful. If I threw one, I would have a theme, like Victorian dress. Men could accompany and socialize. It would be great for singles.
Also, I love Earle Gray! It's my favorite

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

Hello again, you lovely ladies of Landover! Just poking my nose in here to see what's going on.

I believe it was arranged in advance that someone will be meeting my mother at the airport that morning, for the teabagging social? She'll be coming in on the flight from Sin Fran.

She'll be the one in the new bonnet and nifty traveling duds! Like this!



Tip of the headmaster's hat, Godwin

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

Thank you Jesus!! (And the American judicial system!)

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

What a charming group of ladies, and my, aren't you the handsome devil! No, Rev. Carlton, you don't have to worry about her husband making an unwanted appearance this year; Mr. Thyme tells me that he was quietly taken into custody on charges of plotting your demise after your attack on the accident involving you and his wife and is currently residing out of state as a guest of our federal government.

[Rev. Carlton Green]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

Well ladies, Good ol' Reverend Green couldn't help but make an appearance for the party that Sister Thumper hosted last year.


I love tea-bagging parties.

I wore my 2nd favourite suit last year. I love listening to the idle murmurings that pleasantly accompany the light jazz music playing from the latest installed sound speakers cleverly hidden behind the moose head. I love patting fellow Christians on the back while I munch on a taste cream cheese and cracker appetizer.

Thanks for all the great memories as I look forward to the one coming up.

(Sorry for the little accident I had with last year's fancy hat winner. Her husband won't be here this year, will he?)

[Justina Thyme]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

The gross misuse of such innocent words as "teabag" and "lemon" is only a further illustration of the depths of depravity to which the secular, unsaved world has sunk. Someday they'll all be in hell with satan, repeatedly their dipping teabags into tea which contains the juice of large lemons that have been squeezed to their last salty sour drop.

[indeathislife]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

should we be using such secular dialogue as "tea bagging" or "lemon party"?

I've heard co workers using those terms in utterly revolting ways.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

PS My sister-in-law finally gave me her recipe for lemon bars, and I assure you they are Heavenly, so I will bring some along with a box of Lemon Zinger Tea.

Oh, so it will be a lemon party? I'm sure my wife will have fun.

[SUV]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

I just found another handy use for tea bags!

Last night I burned some of Pastor Zeke's popcorn by letting it sit in the microwave too long and he back handed me across the face that left me with a pesky black and swollen eye. Today I soaked a tea bag in ice water then put it on my eye. The swelling really went down!

I should add this to my Simple Remedies thread.

GOD, Sister, isn't Tea Bagging simply wonderful?

I would have kept Lipton humming along when Pastor Kenneth was around, I can tell you that!

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

I dare you to put that in your mouth.

I would pop that whole thing in my mouth and chew it up RIGHT away! That looks positively YUMMY!

[StreetPreacherLew]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

Lumpy's a pot tea mouth! The True Christian (tm) word is "Tallywhacker".

My tea balls are filled with Queen Victoria's Special Blend, but I can bag it if you like.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Afternoon Tea Bagging Party June 21st!!!!

I just found another handy use for tea bags!

Last night I burned some of Pastor Zeke's popcorn by letting it sit in the microwave too long and he back handed me across the face that left me with a pesky black and swollen eye. Today I soaked a tea bag in ice water then put it on my eye. The swelling really went down!

I should add this to my Simple Remedies thread.