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  • Professor Bessemer
    Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
    Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
    Darwin's Worst Nightmare
    True Christian™
    • May 2009
    • 2952
    #31
    Re: Honeymoon Farts - We Need to Talk...

    Originally posted by LBC loving Dutchmen View Post
    You should also give a Jesus enema. Chance is she has a demon in her rectum, better be sure.
    Friend, I know your intentions are noble, but it is not your place to give Scientheistic advice to True Christian(tm) husbands. The young Mrs. Portway is under the care of a wonderful True Christian(tm) doctor and I am also consulting on the case. If and when the poor flatulent dear needs any liquids fed forcefully into her colon, I will be doing the forcing.
    Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      • LBC loving Dutchmen
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        • Oct 2011
        • 216
        #32
        Re: Honeymoon Farts - We Need to Talk...

        Thank you for correcting me. As Capt. Portway's wife is under good care of a True Christian doctor, it is pointless to give my unrequested advise.
        II Kings 2:23-24: 23And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. 24And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

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